beeracrats

Someone against beer or alcohol consumption. Even if it is for ones own good, can be referred to a beeracrat.

I asked my friend to "pass me another beer" and he said "you have had enough". So I asked him "do you worked for the beeracrats or something, pass me a damn beer!!

by The dyer June 14, 2013

Beercrastinate

To avoid what you are supposed to be doing (studying, homework, work, cleaning) by drinking beer.

I was going to study but saw that the mountains were blue so i decided to beercrastinate with a few cold ones.

by BobbyD. February 17, 2010

Beeraucrat

Person who is uniquely skilled in the fine art of cutting through the red-tape in order to discover the true essence of Beer. Able to decipher subtle differences in aroma, appearance, flavor, mouth-feel and overall drinkability.

This is the finest beer I've ever tasted; it was recommended to me by a Beeraucrat!

by Beeraucrat August 30, 2009

beeraucrat

Someone who takes control of the alcohol supply at a party in order to gain popularity, or in order to save the best beers and cocktails for himself and his friends.

This includes hostile take over of the keg tap.

Who did that a**hole think he was, blocking the fridge so only he could hand the beer out? There was Mirror Pond in there and he gave me a @#$% Natural Ice!

Oh, he's a beeraucrat. He's a buddy of mine. Look, he gave me a quart of Guinness Stout.

by iconoguy July 9, 2010