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Bureaucrat 

An alternative energy source to oil. Burning Bureaucrats creates jobs and is good for the environment.
These bureaucrats are killing my business! We should put the on a boat and burn it!
Bureaucrat by Deathbypaperwork March 1, 2011

bureaucrat 

A person who instills obedience and conformity instead of independent thought
A bureaucrat advized me to keep working for my shitty boss even though he verbally abuses me
bureaucrat by Dubiks March 2, 2019

Bureaucrat 

Generally seen as lacklusters who at the same time want efficiency and who are usually associated with big things like the civil service and wads of paperwork. Though generally such types don't exist anymore, the stereotypical bureaucrat's favourite colour is brown of some variety and enjoys sucking the life out of stuff by involving lots of forms and not doing a lot themselves by delegating responsibilities yet retaining their power. Bureaucracy is thus a negative thing and to be avoided at all costs. You must remember not all bureaucrats are bad, look at Sam Lowry in Brazil. He just tried to correct someone else's mistake and so ended up...well i'd better not spoil it if you haven't seen the film but its bad. Thus disproving the point if all the good ones...having something bad happen. Just avoid bureacrats and all those kids whom aspire to be ones.
Examples of such bureaucracy containing bureaucrats for you to avoid include Banks, The Civil Service in Yes (Prime) Minister, 1984, Brazil Ministry of Information, Vogons
Bureaucrat by TedV48 January 9, 2008

bureaucrat 

the word bureaucrat is actually a combination French word bureau (office) and the Ancient Greek word kratos (κρατος in it's Ancient Greek form) meaning, literally, 'the self-proclaimed prerogative and power, via usurpation from the State, to issue legislative, executive or judicial orders' on behalf of said state
bureaucrat by Uncle Dimma January 9, 2014

Bureaucrat 

Someone that writes laws, rules, restrictions, guidelines, and mandates.
She thought of him as more of a bureaucrat than a worthy opponent (a warrior like her).

Somewhat Officious Bureaucrat

A way of disguising the fact that you are calling some one the American English insult of an S.O.B., i.e. a "Son-of-a bitch"
The leadership of large government bureaucracy tend to display the characteristics of a "Somewhat Officious Bureaucrat".