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beer gogles 

Obtained my consuming a certain amount of alcohol untill you would do something you wouldn't do when your are sobre.
1; dude you got wasted with beer gogles and fucked an ugger.
2; last night you had beer gogles and shit through a leterbox
3; "last night you hooked up with KC McUggerface!"
"its not my fault, I had beer gogles"
beer gogles by £W@(\) November 14, 2006
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beer goggles 

phenomenon in which one's consumption of alcohol makes physically unattractive persons appear beautiful; summed up by the phrase, "there are no ugly women at closing time"
When I took her to bed, she looked like Halle Berry. When I woke up, she looked like Keith Richards!
beer goggles by Silky Smooth November 20, 2003

Beer Goggles 

In other words "she's a 2 @ 10 and a 10 @ 2"
Speaks for itself. Can also pertain to a Butterface
Beer Goggles by JoBoo January 14, 2005

beer goggles 

When you become drunk enough to find someone you would normally find unattractive attractive enough to have sex with, you are said to be wearing beer goggles.
"Eww - you went home with her?"
"I was wearing beer goggles."

Beer Goggles 

Imaginary optical aids through which ugly women begin to appear attractive after you have drunk too much beer.
"What? You fancy that!?! You must be wearing beer goggles".
Beer Goggles by garthy July 8, 2006

beer googles

A condition that exists, while in a drunken state, where a member of the opposite sex appears much more attractive than when sober.
"Dude, I woke up this morning, rolled over, and nearly screamed. I must have had some serious beer goggles last night."
beer googles by Sauron974 June 6, 2005

beer goggles 

An alcohol induced condition of the eyes in which members of the opposite gender appear very attractive.
The guy has beer goggles again. He is staring at that ugly looking girl's tits.
beer goggles by Light Joker January 29, 2005
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