bedwetters

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Every time someone talks about raising speed limits, the bedwetters come out of the woodwork crying and wringing their hands about the carnage that will happen, but It never does.

bedwetters by Shikoku Honshu June 8, 2015

bedwetter 

The name applied to a poster on an internet forum who gets upset by other posters and throws their toys out their pram, asking for posters to apologise, be banned, sending personal messages and on the whole pissing their pants and bed.

1) Suityou01 is a bedwetter
2) You bedwetter
3) This posters licks the chutney spoon and wets the bed.
4) This bedwetter is a benger

bedwetter by Marillionfan June 28, 2011

bedwetter 

some one who wets the bed

His girl friend found out that he was a bedwetter.

bedwetter by Jon August 21, 2003

Bedwetter 

Someone who pees themselves while sleeping.

I was 14 and I was a pretty small girl and I was wearing my pink hello kitty bra and panties to bed and I peed myself and in the morning my sister came in my room to wake me up and she saw that I peed myself so she called me a bedwetter. Then she drove to the store and bought diapers that was meant for babies and she put it on me over my panties. She went in my panties drawer and replaced it all with diapers. When I woke up I saw my pee on the bed and noticed the diaper. So she gave me a hanging wedgie be hanging me by my diaper. And she wouldn't stop calling me a bedwetter.

Bedwetter by WedgiedGirl February 2, 2019

bedwetter 

someone who accidently pees their pants at night

I am a bedwetter. i pee my underwear every night

bedwetter by NightlyBedwetter April 26, 2004

bedwetter 

A person who should wear a diaper before falling asleep.

That bedwetter would stop wetting the bed if he started wearing diapers before falling asleep.

bedwetter by HierophantNexus January 22, 2007

guilt-ridden-whiney-assed-bedwetter

Politically Liberal, a guilt-ridden-whiney-assed-bedwetter is often beyond liberal and nearly to the point of irrationality.

Typically the guilt-ridden-whiney-assed-bedwetter believes that a free ride can be provided to everyone, regardless of their motivation to work, create, innovate or to even wipe their own ass without help from the government.

Usually these guilt-ridden-whiney-assed-bedwetters love to "Help the poor" but always using resources obtained from others. Statistically proven to give less of their own income to charity than the average conservative

Often white, often college educated and usually feels a misplaced sense of guilt at their own existence. Normally dislikes the United States or any other place/people associated with freedom of thought, free markets or that horrid capitalistic system established in the Western World.

Ted Kennedy is certainly a guilt-ridden-whiney-assed-bedwetter
Another for sure guilt-ridden-whiney-assed-bedwetter is Al Gore the former Vice Presidential candidate for the political party full of guilt-ridden-whiney-assed-bedwetters
Leonardo DiCaprio is a guilt-ridden-whiney-assed-bedwetter
Hillary Clinton (See also - opportunist or parasite )
Barbara Striesand
Michael Moore (see also - obese or liar
Jimmy Carter (see also - clinically insane or moron

guilt-ridden-whiney-assed-bedwetter by Lloyd Barnhill June 10, 2007