softcocks
Every time someone talks about raising speed limits, the bedwetters come out of the woodwork crying and wringing their hands about the carnage that will happen, but It never does.
by Shikoku Honshu June 06, 2015
The name applied to a poster on an internet forum who gets upset by other posters and throws their toys out their pram, asking for posters to apologise, be banned, sending personal messages and on the whole pissing their pants and bed.
1) Suityou01 is a bedwetter
2) You bedwetter
3) This posters licks the chutney spoon and wets the bed.
4) This bedwetter is a benger
by Marillionfan June 25, 2011
by Jon August 21, 2003
I was 14 and I was a pretty small girl and I was wearing my pink hello kitty bra and panties to bed and I peed myself and in the morning my sister came in my room to wake me up and she saw that I peed myself so she called me a bedwetter. Then she drove to the store and bought diapers that was meant for babies and she put it on me over my panties. She went in my panties drawer and replaced it all with diapers. When I woke up I saw my pee on the bed and noticed the diaper. So she gave me a hanging wedgie be hanging me by my diaper. And she wouldn't stop calling me a bedwetter.
by WedgiedGirl February 03, 2019
by NightlyBedwetter April 27, 2004
by HierophantNexus January 21, 2007
by England phi beta gamma May 22, 2008