bedwetters

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Every time someone talks about raising speed limits, the bedwetters come out of the woodwork crying and wringing their hands about the carnage that will happen, but It never does.

by Shikoku Honshu June 8, 2015

bedwetter

The name applied to a poster on an internet forum who gets upset by other posters and throws their toys out their pram, asking for posters to apologise, be banned, sending personal messages and on the whole pissing their pants and bed.

1) Suityou01 is a bedwetter
2) You bedwetter
3) This posters licks the chutney spoon and wets the bed.
4) This bedwetter is a benger

by Marillionfan June 28, 2011

bedwetter

some one who wets the bed

His girl friend found out that he was a bedwetter.

by Jon August 21, 2003

Bedwetter

Someone who pees themselves while sleeping.

I was 14 and I was a pretty small girl and I was wearing my pink hello kitty bra and panties to bed and I peed myself and in the morning my sister came in my room to wake me up and she saw that I peed myself so she called me a bedwetter. Then she drove to the store and bought diapers that was meant for babies and she put it on me over my panties. She went in my panties drawer and replaced it all with diapers. When I woke up I saw my pee on the bed and noticed the diaper. So she gave me a hanging wedgie be hanging me by my diaper. And she wouldn't stop calling me a bedwetter.

by WedgiedGirl February 2, 2019

bedwetter

someone who accidently pees their pants at night

I am a bedwetter. i pee my underwear every night

by NightlyBedwetter April 26, 2004

bedwetter

A person who should wear a diaper before falling asleep.

That bedwetter would stop wetting the bed if he started wearing diapers before falling asleep.

by HierophantNexus January 22, 2007

bedwetter

A liberal, or a socialist. In the US most likely a member of the Democrat Party.

The bedwetters are out protesting for social justice again.

by England phi beta gamma May 22, 2008