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Verb - to epically blow your load on someone, Peter North style, in a fashion reminiscent of the fountains at the Bellagio Hotel in Las Vegas, Nevada.
Bellage by gurgleburgle May 30, 2010
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A wonderful place in Las Vegas only accessible to the really, really... REALLY rich. But it's no BIG deal, really.
Hey Steve Bellage, why don't we go blow some of our golden nuggets at the Bellage?
Bellage by Cashew324 May 6, 2009
Noun: the exposure of midriff, that is, of bare belly, the stomach.
When she raised her arms her shirt rose up and she flashed bellage.
Bellage by The Bikini Scientist April 11, 2011
I'm getting my bellage on.
Bellage by micole.3 June 16, 2009

Belligerent Pythagoreans 

Belligerent Pythagoreans — a term that makes you rejoice that disaffected DOMESTIC TERRORIST do poorly in school and generally speaking work alone.

The most effective way of using automatic and semiautomatic machine gunfire is by creating interlocking fields of fire to maximize body count. This can be easily done with two people but — THE MORE THE MAYHEM-ier. The effect of interlocking triangular fire is to literally drive individuals into another field of fire when fleeing.

Automatic weapons tend to “ride up” and the firing application has to be slightly different from a long weapon. At least that’s what YouTube videos say.

What do I know?
Instructor teaching faculty and staff during an active shooter preparedness class/drill:

“Now your worst nightmare is a team of Belligerent Pythagoreans with automatic weapons attacking your playground or your auditorium.”

Confused teacher:

Could you please translate “ Belligerent Pythagoreans” into “civilian”?

Instructor teaching faculty and staff during an active shooter preparedness class/drill:

Yes. What I mean by that is two DOMESTIC TERRORIST, who did well in school, who work together to create interlocking fields of fire, based on the theory of plane geometry.

Confused teacher:

So you’re saying that we’re — relatively speaking — safe, right?
When an individual in a group vomits which triggers a domino effect of subsequent individuals vomiting in a chain reaction reminiscent of the water show in front of the Bellagio in Las Vegas.
On my flight from NY to Seattle, the turbulence got the best of a group of grade school students and kicked of a Bellagio.
Bellagio by Lou Fiorino April 19, 2008