(bee-ver-fest)–noun
1. An annual celebration once held in Beaver Dam, WI, over Memorial Day weekend where softball teams drank heavily and bands played songs like "Radar Love" and "Keep Your Hands to Yourself." The event's name was changed subsequent to a story in Hustler Magazine where pictures of the Beaver Motel and a sign outside of Beaver Dam which read "Home of 15,000 Busy Beavers."
2. Colloquial euphemism used by heterosexual males and homosexual females to describe a party worth staying at all night long.
1. I don't know what there were more of at Beaverfest this year, mullets or carnies.
2. Dude, this party is a total beaverfest, don't invite any of your guy friends.
Is to feel sorrow for ones beaver when they are "out of order" , when beaver hits murder creek you go through beaverevement
Guy : Hey you not lookin to good today , whatz up ?
Girl : ( Sigh) Im going through beavereavement at the moment.
Guy : That sucks dude , fuck you im going else where then
A city in Oregon, a suburb of Portland. A nice neighborhood to raise a family, specially in the Bethany Blvd. and South Beaverton(Murray Hills, Southridge) area. Has a big nice library, good schools with ACTs and SATs higher than the state and nationwide average.
House prices varies from cheap to $3,000,000 about. According to Mongabay, Beaverton is one of the richest places based on zip codes in the whole country.
It is home to the Nike Headquarters as well.
A good place to raise a family or live in, in Oregon because of it's accesibility for malls, other cities and public mass transportation. That place is Beaverton.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!