White Girl: "Last night my parents totally had a beanervention with me. They think I'm going to marry a Mexican."
Friend: "So does that mean you can't go to the swap meet on Sunday?"
Having such dirt-poor internet, that people think your provider is of Mexican quality. Usually referring to dial-up connection with frequent lag spikes.
Dude: Fuck I'm lagging again! Host WTF!
Host: Not me man, try fixing your beanernets.
Buddy: Dude! you download that game yet!?
Guy: Not yet man, my beanernet is takin' forever.
Beanerexic is a lifestyle popularized around the DMV. There is only Juan Beanerexic. Beanerexic basically means perfect Mexican. Only the lucky one's will be able to meet him as Beanerexic only lives once
the perfect Mexican/Beanerexic in the area. Also NOT a swag fag
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems prettyhappy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.