White Girl: "Last night my parents totally had a beanervention with me. They think I'm going to marry a Mexican."
Friend: "So does that mean you can't go to the swap meet on Sunday?"
Having such dirt-poor internet, that people think your provider is of Mexican quality. Usually referring to dial-up connection with frequent lag spikes.
Dude: Fuck I'm lagging again! Host WTF!
Host: Not me man, try fixing your beanernets.
Beanerexic is a lifestyle popularized around the DMV. There is only Juan Beanerexic. Beanerexic basically means perfect Mexican. Only the lucky one's will be able to meet him as Beanerexic only lives once