beavercheese

Verb -

The act of a female scratching her gentalia and then smelling it (or having somebody else smell it).

Heather just beavercheesed herself so, you should stay away from that snatch.

by Vulok April 3, 2011

Brazilian Beavercheese

A dirty white shmegma like substance found in the lips of a custy vagina. Smells terrible and tastes like shit.

John- " Hey man how was fucking lucy last night??"

Nick- " Pretty good except the fact that when she spreaded her legs i got a thick paste of Brazilian Beavercheese all over my mouth"

by JmacG April 4, 2009

venezuelan beaver cheese

A fictional cheese proposed by John Cleese's character in Monty Python's "Cheese Shop" sketch

Do you have any Venezuelan Beaver Cheese?

by Davestator May 31, 2016

beaver cheese

A chunky, creamy discharge from a vaginal yeast infection. Very stinky and horrible tasting.

I went down on this bitch and she had all this fucking beaver cheese, so I got the hell outta there!

by Fernando January 17, 2004

beaver cheese fondue

When beaver cheese,(A chunky, creamy discharge from a vaginal yeast infection.) Is served hot and ready to be eaten. Usually dipped in with a vegeteable.

1)Excuse me Sir, would you like to dip that veggie into some of my wife's beaver cheese fondue?
2)May i have my steak with a side of beaver cheese fondue?

by GerlachHacks March 12, 2008

beaver cheese

Curdled duck butter.

When I went down on my bitch, i noticed the build-up of beaver cheese all up in her shit! Damn woman, clean up your butter!

by J-Dawg March 15, 2004

Bearcheese

Rykers lost lint hidden deep inside of his dark depths. Best not to ask about it. Some people say it contains gonnaherpasyfhilaids.

Some people say that's where Pandora's box is hidden.

Have you heard the lore of the bearcheese? *shudders*
What a terrifying and unsettling story.

by yoCasual February 15, 2021