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Brazilian Beavercheese 

A dirty white shmegma like substance found in the lips of a custy vagina. Smells terrible and tastes like shit.
John- " Hey man how was fucking lucy last night??"

Nick- " Pretty good except the fact that when she spreaded her legs i got a thick paste of Brazilian Beavercheese all over my mouth"

venezuelan beaver cheese

A fictional cheese proposed by John Cleese's character in Monty Python's "Cheese Shop" sketch

beaver cheese 

A chunky, creamy discharge from a vaginal yeast infection. Very stinky and horrible tasting.
I went down on this bitch and she had all this fucking beaver cheese, so I got the hell outta there!
beaver cheese by Fernando January 17, 2004

beaver cheese fondue 

When beaver cheese,(A chunky, creamy discharge from a vaginal yeast infection.) Is served hot and ready to be eaten. Usually dipped in with a vegeteable.
1)Excuse me Sir, would you like to dip that veggie into some of my wife's beaver cheese fondue?
2)May i have my steak with a side of beaver cheese fondue?

beaver cheese 

When I went down on my bitch, i noticed the build-up of beaver cheese all up in her shit! Damn woman, clean up your butter!
beaver cheese by J-Dawg March 15, 2004

Bearcheese 

Rykers lost lint hidden deep inside of his dark depths. Best not to ask about it. Some people say it contains gonnaherpasyfhilaids.

Some people say that's where Pandora's box is hidden.
Have you heard the lore of the bearcheese? *shudders*
What a terrifying and unsettling story.
Bearcheese by yoCasual February 15, 2021