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A feeling you get when you are really disgusted by something/someone and you feel sick ,your fingers start curling up in a weird way and you shudder a bit....can be interpreted in different ways if you want, tis a versatile and flexible feeling use it how you want, this is how I use it.
I am curdled/he makes me feel curdled/#curlded/I'm curdled right now
Curdled by Shlingshling February 15, 2018
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curdled cow 

When you take curdled milk and pour it on a woman's tits and you eat it off and then when you throw up she drinks it.
Steven: Dude I gave Jane a huge curdled cow. Now the bed smells like shit

Tim: Dude, that's sweet!
curdled cow by docter cockter March 3, 2014

curdled seadog

A form of an orgy in which a guy and girl have bareback sex on a boat, after which another man then has sex with the same girl causing the other man's semen to curdle.
Jim: Hey Tod whudda you say me, you and your girlfriend do a curdled seadog friday night.
Tod: Why are you always trying to have sex with my girlfriend man?

Damn bro dat bitch be a curdled seadog
curdled seadog by P0JI December 25, 2011

Curdled Menstrual Chunks 

A mentrual flow that has passed its expiration date and has become rife with mold, bile and excretory chunks.
I tried to eat out Michelle, but her lack of hygiene, combined with the time of the month, resulted in my getting a mouthful of curdled menstrual chunks.

curdled balloon

The act of filling a water balloon with milk, waiting a few days for it to curdle, then throwing it at someone you don't like.
Joe was being a prick, so I threw a curdled balloon him the other day.
curdled balloon by ezbik February 18, 2009

Curdled Milk 

A mixture only created after a man "beats his meat" using lotion. The aftermath of his explosion leaves a substance containing used lotion and semen sprayed all of his hand, curdled milk.
Aw man... I got curdled milk all over my new bed sheet!
Curdled Milk by LukeSmashing January 3, 2017

Curdled clam

When you spread her clam and find what appears to be 50 year old curdled cheese chunks
I was about to go down on that girl untill i noticed she had a curdled clam
Curdled clam by Capta1nS0l0 December 2, 2016
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