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Curdled 

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A feeling you get when you are really disgusted by something/someone and you feel sick ,your fingers start curling up in a weird way and you shudder a bit....can be interpreted in different ways if you want, tis a versatile and flexible feeling use it how you want, this is how I use it.
I am curdled/he makes me feel curdled/#curlded/I'm curdled right now
Curdled by Shlingshling February 15, 2018
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curdled cow 

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When you take curdled milk and pour it on a woman's tits and you eat it off and then when you throw up she drinks it.
Steven: Dude I gave Jane a huge curdled cow. Now the bed smells like shit

Tim: Dude, that's sweet!
curdled cow by docter cockter March 3, 2014

curdled seadog

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A form of an orgy in which a guy and girl have bareback sex on a boat, after which another man then has sex with the same girl causing the other man's semen to curdle.
Jim: Hey Tod whudda you say me, you and your girlfriend do a curdled seadog friday night.
Tod: Why are you always trying to have sex with my girlfriend man?

Damn bro dat bitch be a curdled seadog
curdled seadog by P0JI December 25, 2011

Curdled Menstrual Chunks 

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A mentrual flow that has passed its expiration date and has become rife with mold, bile and excretory chunks.
I tried to eat out Michelle, but her lack of hygiene, combined with the time of the month, resulted in my getting a mouthful of curdled menstrual chunks.

curdled balloon

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The act of filling a water balloon with milk, waiting a few days for it to curdle, then throwing it at someone you don't like.
Joe was being a prick, so I threw a curdled balloon him the other day.
curdled balloon by ezbik February 18, 2009

Curdled Milk 

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A mixture only created after a man "beats his meat" using lotion. The aftermath of his explosion leaves a substance containing used lotion and semen sprayed all of his hand, curdled milk.
Aw man... I got curdled milk all over my new bed sheet!
Curdled Milk by LukeSmashing January 3, 2017

Curdled clam

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When you spread her clam and find what appears to be 50 year old curdled cheese chunks
I was about to go down on that girl untill i noticed she had a curdled clam
Curdled clam by Capta1nS0l0 December 2, 2016
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