J-Dawg's definitions

Pimp-tastic

Supa Fly Lady Killer yet always stylin and profilin...and also know to be chillin like a villian

Last night was pimp-tastic I was all ...afta the show its the afta party...afta the party its the hotel lobby...

by J-Dawg June 21, 2003

Goldschlager

(n)- Cinnamon schnapps liqueur (40%) with gold flakes. Rapid consumption results in inebriation and eventual disorientation which eventually leads to unconsciousness. Upon consciousness, causes one to realize they are in someone else's bed in A/B with their pants 1/2 off. At this point, friends help one up and one proceeds with puking. Then there is more disorientation, eventually leading to another state of unconsciousness. Later the next morning, it is realized that stolen furniture polish was thrown out one's window.

J-Dawg, you drinking Goldschlager?

by J-Dawg January 28, 2004

zeppy

When something would be totally sweet if it worked -- but it doesn't.

While looking at the Corvette with no engine, Joe says "Man that car is so zeppy!"

by J-dawg March 9, 2005

shitter hitter

When a guy has a fetish to nail chicks in shitter stalls.

Scary Taves is a serious shitter hitter!

by J-Dawg April 7, 2005

wustl

Abbreviation for Washington University in St. Louis, 9th ranked school in the country. Nobody has heard of it.

-Yo, wustl fuckin' waitlisted me, man.
-It's because you say "yo". And you don't pop your collar.

by j-dawg April 19, 2004

zeppy

When something would be really cool if it actually worked -- but it doesn't.

Man this program is really really zeppy

by J-dawg May 13, 2005

beaver cheese

Curdled duck butter.

When I went down on my bitch, i noticed the build-up of beaver cheese all up in her shit! Damn woman, clean up your butter!

by J-Dawg March 15, 2004