14 definitions by Fernando

When you shit in someones ear and then fuck the shit.
Dude, I went to a gay bar and I think I was monster mashed.
by Fernando November 16, 2004
it means nothing in most languages derived from latin
a: what's new?
b: nada...
by Fernando January 27, 2004
anything or anyone that is white on the inside but brown on the outside
chicanos and other decendents of brown spanish speaking people that can't or won't speak spanish, act white, and are ashamed of their heritage
by Fernando November 14, 2005
To receive oral sex (head) without the slightest intention of returning the favor (sixty nine) even though you may or may not have promised to do so
girl: "how about a sixty-nine?"
guy: "how about a sixty-eight?"
girl: "What's a sixty-eight?"
guy: "blow me and I'll owe you one"
by Fernando November 4, 2005
In an MMORPG, the act of stealing treasure chests or other valuables by waiting for another player to engage any nearby aggro mobs and then ganking it.
"Dammit! That fucktard ganked my chest! I hate fucking ninja looters!"
by Fernando February 26, 2005
When living in a yellowcaust neighborhood giving directions are easy. E.g. "I live across the road from the insanely yellow house. You can't miss it."
by Fernando September 2, 2004