Definitions by Fernando

Coconut 

anything or anyone that is white on the inside but brown on the outside
chicanos and other decendents of brown spanish speaking people that can't or won't speak spanish, act white, and are ashamed of their heritage

Christina Aguilera is the quintessential coconut

Coconut by Fernando December 28, 2005

Sixty-Eight 

To receive oral sex (head) without the slightest intention of returning the favor (sixty nine) even though you may or may not have promised to do so

girl: "how about a sixty-nine?"
guy: "how about a sixty-eight?"
girl: "What's a sixty-eight?"
guy: "blow me and I'll owe you one"

Sixty-Eight by Fernando November 14, 2005

lp 

short for el producto; a brand of cigars that are often used to make a blunt

get the lp so we can roll a fat one

lp by Fernando April 26, 2005

ninja loot

In an MMORPG, the act of stealing treasure chests or other valuables by waiting for another player to engage any nearby aggro mobs and then ganking it.

"Dammit! That fucktard ganked my chest! I hate fucking ninja looters!"

ninja loot by Fernando February 26, 2005

shites

british slang for shit

Oh shites!!!What was that for?!?

shites by fernando November 22, 2004

monster mash 

When you shit in someones ear and then fuck the shit.

Dude, I went to a gay bar and I think I was monster mashed.

monster mash by Fernando November 16, 2004

Safety-deposit box 

a synonym for vagina.

"Girl, Let me clean out your safety deposit box."

Safety-deposit box by Fernando September 16, 2004