beave cleave 

This is when a female is wearing low cut gym shorts and their legs are uncrossed and you are able to peep a little bit of side vag.

Short for beaver cleavage. This is sometimes hard to spot but is great when you get the right angle. I first noticed beave cleave in seventh grade gym class when the girls would do their stretches and have been trying to spot it ever since.

beave cleave by camel toe enthusiast September 28, 2006

Cleave it to Beaver

This action is denoted by a woman in a handstand position opening her legs wide, so as to let her "boom boom" face upwards. Then a man (preferably one taller than herself) takes his erect penis and slaps it repeatedly against her said "boom boom."

"So, what did you do last night?"
"I played a little 'Cleave it to Beaver'"

Cleave it to Beaver by astreetcarnamedcleanme November 30, 2009

Big Beaver Cleaver 

A Big Beaver Cleaver is a very large penis.

Pablo had a Big Beaver Cleaver which pleased lovers every where.

Big Beaver Cleaver by I, Wreckerrr October 12, 2016

Beav-Cleav

Where one's vagina is visible through clothing. Vaginal cleavage; "Beaver" cleavage.

"Ew, dude, you can totally see her beav-cleav!"

"These pants give me hella beav-cleav..."

Beav-Cleav by WTF Rob Robster November 11, 2010

sharpen the beaver cleaver 

to hurriedly masturbate in preparation for vaginal sex; for the expressed purpose of cleaving the beav

after a chilly swim i had to sharpen the beaver cleaver before giving your mom a screaming pelican, so as not to appear baby dicked

sharpen the beaver cleaver by kootermaniac April 2, 2004

beaver cleaver 

Slang term for a particularly large cock. It derives its meaning from the fact that the cock cleaves, or splits open, the beaver, or pussy. A visceral term great for frat boy type bragging.

"Man, I can't believe you took home that Erin slut last night. She must be totally loose."

"Whatever, man. When you have a massive beaver cleaver like mine, it's not a problem.

beaver cleaver by Rockwell September 15, 2005

Beaver Cleaver 

1...Theodore Cleaver 2...A Vagina with the last name, Cleaver.

In the 1960s an actor by the name of Jerry Mathers played the character "Beaver Cleaver", in the iconic TV show "Leave it to Beaver". Although young Mathers was an adorable little boy, the adult Mathers looks like a damn fool! Same goes for the kid on"two and a half men". As a matter of fact, Luke on "Modern Family" looks like a dickhead now, he is no longer near cute anymore. This happens on a lot of TV shows when the kid grows up. Same in real life also. Someone should define this phenomenon.

Beaver Cleaver by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 16, 2017