Definitions by kootermaniac
sharpen the beaver cleaver
to hurriedly masturbate in preparation for vaginal sex; for the expressed purpose of cleaving the beav
after a chilly swim i had to sharpen the beaver cleaver before giving your mom a screaming pelican, so as not to appear baby dicked
sharpen the beaver cleaver by kootermaniac April 2, 2004
hat trick
to pull off (pun intended) masterbating three times in one day; especially difficult when one is in possession of a job
hat trick by kootermaniac April 2, 2004
golden sombrero
the rare feat of self-flagellating oneself four times in one day; also, striking out four times in one game; tremendously difficult for males over the age of 15; surprisingly easy for jason giambi
yes!! i just earned a golden sombrero, that puts to shame my hat trick from yesterday. i need a nap.
what a tragedy! derek jeter just shot jason giambi in the locker-room for being completely useless and afflecking his way to yet another golden sombrero
what a tragedy! derek jeter just shot jason giambi in the locker-room for being completely useless and afflecking his way to yet another golden sombrero
golden sombrero by kootermaniac April 2, 2004