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beater bitch 

A scuzzy, ugly, worthless and supremely stupid woman that's not worth two seconds' care or consideration. --Like a beater car.
I've got a beater bitch up in Mount Vernon. She's so bad that I wouldn't take to a shit-fight if I had first throw and could use her as ammunition.
beater bitch by Bloodystocking January 4, 2009
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bitch beater 

white tanktop also know as woman beater or mustle shirt
"what do you want me to were today?" "umm i dont care just were that bitch beater."
bitch beater by cash mattingly January 18, 2008

crazy mad beaver bitch 

a crazy bitch that needs to shave her beaver.
wow man I am never going to that whore house again. A crazy mad beaver bitch tried to gnaw off my willie.

beamer bitch 

that chick is such a beamer bitch
beamer bitch by Burzerk June 11, 2006

Better Bitch 

1.) A female who puts aside personal morals and standards to prove she is better suited than her new potential lovers previous lovers.

Signs include: a.)comparing herself to the man's past lovers. b.) An unnatural, undeserved, immediate devotion to a man she barely knows.
2.) A female who takes on traditional masculine roles in a relationship to prove she is "not like other girls" and exhibits more of a "pick me" attitude with the opposite sex.

Signs include: a.) Paying for first dates or buying expensive gifts, b.)exhibiting herself as a savior at the first mention of a man's personal problems, c.) Making personal sacrifices and over extending herself to a man she just met regardless of scrutiny. C1. ) An example of this would be quitting a job to spend time with the man. Coined by Michelle Hamblin 2022
Jennifer is desperately trying to be the
"better bitch" to impress her new boyfriend Robbie.
Better Bitch by Stallion11 July 29, 2023

Bitch better have my honey

The equivalent of "Bitch better have my money" said while wearing a bear suit a la Blake form Workaholics.
Adam: You ready to get weid tonight or whhhhaaaatttt?

Blake: Fuuur sure.

Adam: Yo, you lookin' straight grizzly!

Blake: Bitch better have my honey.

Adam: Ohhh, bear puns. I like that.

BBHMM (Bitch Better Have My Money) 

1) A charming ditty by AMG that dispels any sort of lazy or unstructured attitude towards the expected frequency, volume and regularity of steady upward cash flow in a particular fringe profession.
2) A motivating mantra for those in the Accounts Receivable or Collections industry.
3) A phrase that may be used in lieu of more traditional punctuation to convey ultimate certainty that one will be receiving what feels they are due...or there will be consequences.
Sheeeeet. All I know is ma-fuggin' BBHMM (Bitch Better Have My Money). I ain't even tryin' to hang out by no damned water cooler. M-Kaaaaay?
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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