Someone who isn't really your friend but appears to be a friend in your online social networking. Typically someone you've never met, never will meet or have no intention of cultivating a friendship with outside of their appearance in your friends tally.
I never met Bratt Pidd, I just friended him to have him as a fauxmigo. That's not even really his page, dude.
by TheSquidGirl June 15, 2010
One who rejects or has no part in social networking of any kind. A person who denounces the culture of online virtual friend harvesting as a means to define their capacity to be social. A die hard anti social networker. Typically someone who has a significant number of quality friendships with actual people. May also avoid social networking because of technophobia or because they enjoy being contrary. See also. "fauxmigo".
Sharmaine refuses to even create a Facebook page. She's too busy with her REAL friends and militantly proud of being anti-fauxcial. Don't even try to ask her to be your farm buddy.
by TheSquidGirl June 15, 2010
Being weighed down by beloved pets in bed or on the couch, unable to get up because they’re sleeping so peacefully you don’t want to disturb them.
Alternately, feeling weighed down by a multitude of small, hard to define concerns.
Alternately, feeling weighed down by a multitude of small, hard to define concerns.
by TheSquidGirl June 02, 2024
Connections made and strengthened purely by online contact, virtual communication and social media.
See "Telecommuning."
See "Telecommuning."
"Dude! I met this super cool guy on Twitter! We spent all night ebonding!"
"I haven't seen my cousin in Canada for a 'minute.' We need some serious ebonding time yogether!'
"I haven't seen my cousin in Canada for a 'minute.' We need some serious ebonding time yogether!'
by TheSquidGirl May 24, 2014
That's when someone is so thick headed the only to get your point across is to symbolically embed it in a good old fashioned skin-on-skin pimp slapping (or literally write a note as in a post-it note or Sharpie marker across your greasy palm and deliver it like so). See also "BBHMM" (Bitch Bettah' Have ma' Mo-nay").
Don't worry Sylvester. Anjanette will be here with your money. I pimpslembedded the bottom line about daily production quotas on her this afternoon. No misunderstandings anymore, ever. She'll be here on the dot with your cheddar.
by TheSquidGirl February 21, 2011
A cat who has garnered adequate notariety through social media, YouTube or television appearances. Examples of current Felibrities would be Grumpy Cat, L'il Bub, that cat that saved her little boy from a random dog attack and many others.
"If the Internet had been around 30 years ago Morris the Cat would've been an epic Felibrity!"
"Why are you waiting on your cat hand and foot?"
"Cuz ever since I posted that YouTube video of her sleeping in the bathroom sink she thinks she's a frickin' FELIBRITY!"
"Why are you waiting on your cat hand and foot?"
"Cuz ever since I posted that YouTube video of her sleeping in the bathroom sink she thinks she's a frickin' FELIBRITY!"
by TheSquidGirl January 25, 2015
1) A charming ditty by AMG that dispels any sort of lazy or unstructured attitude towards the expected frequency, volume and regularity of steady upward cash flow in a particular fringe profession.
2) A motivating mantra for those in the Accounts Receivable or Collections industry.
3) A phrase that may be used in lieu of more traditional punctuation to convey ultimate certainty that one will be receiving what feels they are due...or there will be consequences.
2) A motivating mantra for those in the Accounts Receivable or Collections industry.
3) A phrase that may be used in lieu of more traditional punctuation to convey ultimate certainty that one will be receiving what feels they are due...or there will be consequences.
Sheeeeet. All I know is ma-fuggin' BBHMM (Bitch Better Have My Money). I ain't even tryin' to hang out by no damned water cooler. M-Kaaaaay?
by TheSquidGirl February 21, 2011