pimpslembedded

That's when someone is so thick headed the only to get your point across is to symbolically embed it in a good old fashioned skin-on-skin pimp slapping (or literally write a note as in a post-it note or Sharpie marker across your greasy palm and deliver it like so). See also "BBHMM" (Bitch Bettah' Have ma' Mo-nay").
Don't worry Sylvester. Anjanette will be here with your money. I pimpslembedded the bottom line about daily production quotas on her this afternoon. No misunderstandings anymore, ever. She'll be here on the dot with your cheddar.
by TheSquidGirl February 21, 2011
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Gullivered

Being weighed down by beloved pets in bed or on the couch, unable to get up because they’re sleeping so peacefully you don’t want to disturb them.
Alternately, feeling weighed down by a multitude of small, hard to define concerns.
I needed to get up for work but was fully gullivered by my dogs & cats.
by TheSquidGirl June 02, 2024
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Anti-fauxcial

One who rejects or has no part in social networking of any kind. A person who denounces the culture of online virtual friend harvesting as a means to define their capacity to be social. A die hard anti social networker. Typically someone who has a significant number of quality friendships with actual people. May also avoid social networking because of technophobia or because they enjoy being contrary. See also. "fauxmigo".
Sharmaine refuses to even create a Facebook page. She's too busy with her REAL friends and militantly proud of being anti-fauxcial. Don't even try to ask her to be your farm buddy.
by TheSquidGirl June 15, 2010
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Kool-Aid Face

The appearance a person’s face takes on after “drinking the Kool-Aid” re: plastic surgery, fillers & upkeep, where they end up looking like the Kool-Aid man.
Apparently the Queen Of Pop has switched to Kool-Aid, based on her Kool-Aid face.
by TheSquidGirl March 22, 2023
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Telecommuning

Once trend, now status quo of spending more virtual time with our fellow human beings than actual face-time.
The act of living through social media, online games, email and text-messages rather than picking up the phone (as initially intended) to CALL another person or as a means to truly "stay in touch" via conversation or to facilitate actual get-togethers or live social events.
A reliance on having numerous online "followers" that staves off loneliness the way a picnic ora good, old-fashioned softball game with friends, acquaintances and family members once did.
Like telecommuTing, a form of attendance and human interaction we can manage from "virtually" anywhere, diminishing the need for proximity with family, friends and coworkers.
"Thanks to telecommuting and telecommuning I never need to leave the house!"
"Ashley is super popular. She telecommunes with her 19,000 closest friends all the time!"
by TheSquidGirl May 24, 2014
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ebond

Connections made and strengthened purely by online contact, virtual communication and social media.
See "Telecommuning."
"Dude! I met this super cool guy on Twitter! We spent all night ebonding!"
"I haven't seen my cousin in Canada for a 'minute.' We need some serious ebonding time yogether!'
by TheSquidGirl May 24, 2014
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1) A charming ditty by AMG that dispels any sort of lazy or unstructured attitude towards the expected frequency, volume and regularity of steady upward cash flow in a particular fringe profession.
2) A motivating mantra for those in the Accounts Receivable or Collections industry.
3) A phrase that may be used in lieu of more traditional punctuation to convey ultimate certainty that one will be receiving what feels they are due...or there will be consequences.
Sheeeeet. All I know is ma-fuggin' BBHMM (Bitch Better Have My Money). I ain't even tryin' to hang out by no damned water cooler. M-Kaaaaay?
by TheSquidGirl February 21, 2011
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