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When A man puts his scrotum over a woman's eyes when she is passed out. Acting as goggles, so she can not see.

"Dude, last night was craxy, i totaly beargoggled this chick blind!"

"Dude, i BGed this girl like crazy, she had no idea!"

beargoggle by I-PWN-N00BIES April 22, 2008

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bagoggle

A random word. Used when you dont know whats going on.

Person 1: Did you see Jason and Ariel last night?
Person 2: Oh i know they were like all over each otha!
Person 3: BAGOGGLE!

bagoggle by shockett July 24, 2006

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polish beergoggles

Putting your testicles on a sleeping persons eyes.

Hawt damn i woke up with some polish beergoggles.

polish beergoggles by martinowns August 31, 2006

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begoggled

to be confused or lost when someone says something dumb or something your to dumb to understand

Sarah this show begoggles me
man that teacher begoggled me yesterday

begoggled by besty moore June 29, 2008

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beergoggles

Metaforical goggles, believed to be "worn" due to imbibing to much alcohol. Specifically, the enhanced visual appeal of women who would be considered fugly when sober.

"Sure I can see she's a double bagger now, but I had them beergoggles on last night."

beergoggles by moof July 10, 2003

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Berguggled

It means to be surprised, intrigued, and slightly scared

"I like it when people step on me"
"Wow Jeff. I am Berguggled"

Berguggled by Beehot July 12, 2023

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beergoggler

When your waved at a party and a girls rating outta 10 becomes double the normal rating...

This nigga got beer goggles, that hoe looks like a 5... Beergoggler

beergoggler by Medsbigvibes September 1, 2016

kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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