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beer goggles 

phenomenon in which one's consumption of alcohol makes physically unattractive persons appear beautiful; summed up by the phrase, "there are no ugly women at closing time"
When I took her to bed, she looked like Halle Berry. When I woke up, she looked like Keith Richards!
beer goggles by Silky Smooth November 20, 2003

Beer Goggles 

In other words "she's a 2 @ 10 and a 10 @ 2"
Speaks for itself. Can also pertain to a Butterface
Beer Goggles by JoBoo January 14, 2005

beer goggles 

When you become drunk enough to find someone you would normally find unattractive attractive enough to have sex with, you are said to be wearing beer goggles.
"Eww - you went home with her?"
"I was wearing beer goggles."

Beer Goggles 

Imaginary optical aids through which ugly women begin to appear attractive after you have drunk too much beer.
"What? You fancy that!?! You must be wearing beer goggles".
Beer Goggles by garthy July 8, 2006

Beer goggle bait

n.
a physically unattractrive woman who looks good to heavily drunk men as a result of the men's pounding.
Victoria's Secret has done miracles, helping marry off some two bag women and beer goggle bait.
Beer goggle bait by Chris Norton January 10, 2007

beer goggles 

An alcohol induced condition of the eyes in which members of the opposite gender appear very attractive.
The guy has beer goggles again. He is staring at that ugly looking girl's tits.
beer goggles by Light Joker January 29, 2005