beergoggler

When your waved at a party and a girls rating outta 10 becomes double the normal rating...

This nigga got beer goggles, that hoe looks like a 5... Beergoggler

by Medsbigvibes September 1, 2016

polish beergoggles

Putting your testicles on a sleeping persons eyes.

Hawt damn i woke up with some polish beergoggles.

by martinowns August 31, 2006

beergoggles

Metaforical goggles, believed to be "worn" due to imbibing to much alcohol. Specifically, the enhanced visual appeal of women who would be considered fugly when sober.

"Sure I can see she's a double bagger now, but I had them beergoggles on last night."

by moof July 10, 2003

beergoogles

the act of googling a guy or girl you met at the bar when you get home - still wasted

that guy hot but i beergoogled him - he belongs to the china doll collection club

by anonymous February 26, 2004

polish beergoggles

Putting your testicles on a sleeping persons eyes.

Hawt damn i woke up with some polish beergoggles.

by martinowns August 31, 2006

beargoggle

When A man puts his scrotum over a woman's eyes when she is passed out. Acting as goggles, so she can not see.

"Dude, last night was craxy, i totaly beargoggled this chick blind!"

"Dude, i BGed this girl like crazy, she had no idea!"

by I-PWN-N00BIES April 22, 2008

beergoggles

what you are wearing when you sleep with mrs simpson

i nailed mrs simpson but, i was wearing my beer goggles (a 12-pack worth).

by chris crounse April 17, 2003