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polish beergoggles 

Putting your testicles on a sleeping persons eyes.
Hawt damn i woke up with some polish beergoggles.
polish beergoggles by martinowns August 31, 2006

beergoggles 

Metaforical goggles, believed to be "worn" due to imbibing to much alcohol. Specifically, the enhanced visual appeal of women who would be considered fugly when sober.
"Sure I can see she's a double bagger now, but I had them beergoggles on last night."
beergoggles by moof July 10, 2003

beergoogles

the act of googling a guy or girl you met at the bar when you get home - still wasted
that guy hot but i beergoogled him - he belongs to the china doll collection club
beergoogles by anonymous February 26, 2004

polish beergoggles 

Putting your testicles on a sleeping persons eyes.
Hawt damn i woke up with some polish beergoggles.
polish beergoggles by martinowns August 31, 2006

beargoggle 

When A man puts his scrotum over a woman's eyes when she is passed out. Acting as goggles, so she can not see.
"Dude, last night was craxy, i totaly beargoggled this chick blind!"

"Dude, i BGed this girl like crazy, she had no idea!"
beargoggle by I-PWN-N00BIES April 22, 2008

beergoggles 

what you are wearing when you sleep with mrs simpson
i nailed mrs simpson but, i was wearing my beer goggles (a 12-pack worth).
beergoggles by chris crounse April 17, 2003
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