beard up 

To start the process of growing a beard, or to take care of your beard.

No shave November is over. Time to beard up.

beard up by TheDapperPappy February 18, 2015

break up beard 

When a guy is unceremoniously dumped by his girlfriend whilst still in love with her and looses all motivation in self-grooming, instead spending all of his time feeling sorry for himself and chain smoking. The result is either a large grizzly adams style bushy beard or a pathetic patchy puberty beard.
The beard is ill advised as although it fits with your new found self image of self loathing, it also makes it near on impossible to get over your ex as all other members of the opposite sex will find it and you grotesque.

dude, it's been nearly three months since brian got dumped by his ex and he stil hasn't shaved off his break up beard. It's disgusting, i can't breath through my nose when i'm around him anymore and i'm pretty sure i saw a piece of pasta in it the other day.

break up beard by loooy December 14, 2009

break up beard 

the very unattractive beard that guys grow for the month or two following a break up, usually with the guy getting cruelly dumped

Guy 1: I see Matt and Lucy broke up
Guy 2: How did you know that?
Guy 1: He's got a break up beard coming through

break up beard by SRVciple November 8, 2011

board up 

The term used when seeing a hot female who positively effects one's state of sexual arousal.

Oh my god look at that girl, I'm about to board up.

board up by Beaver Slap August 28, 2009

board up the crack house 

The crackhouse. Board that $%&# up. A term to denote a surprise exclamation of just how utterly ridiculous something is.

Person 1: They locked up Jamal!
Person 2: Board up the crack house.

board up the crack house by Manehattan Trading January 6, 2024

straight up bear violence

A phrase to concisely describe a ruthless, vicious mauling, that leaves the victim dazed and confused.

"Did you see what Claire did to Max just now?!"
"Yeah brah, straight up bear violence."

straight up bear violence by fubarbarian October 17, 2016

The Come Up Board 

A online bmx form where people can talk about bikes, post pics and videos, have QandA's with pros, Look at porn and other peoples bikes. the big names on tcub are muffinman,EGGS,TheLegendHimself,BldyOath.s3,Van, Punjab, Warren Buffet Tony. and also hated people like NWKurt and Lue630

Also Called TCUB

biker1: Hey i'm looking for porn and bmx all in one place

Biker2: Check out The Come Up Board

The Come Up Board by Doug aka xTheLivingShadow October 22, 2008