beanius 

it's a word for when a person typically known for being "lax" on concentration makes an excellent joke/phrase/saying on the spot, is momentarily surprised, cannot replicate it so congratulates themselves and never looks back on it

“Wow, you’re such an beanius.”

beanius by Are you proud of me August 30, 2019

Beanised 

The act of being in the state of Beanis - the utter defeat by the great Bomont Beanis

Get beanised Jon!

Beanised by Wikimind February 23, 2021

Beangus 

A modern day religion that worships a mysterious god known as Lee-Wizz who promotes health, self-awareness, acceptance and good-looks. It originated in Northern Ireland and has no original concepts associated with morals and justice. I recommend you look into it if you are struggling to find a God to believe in.

Jane: I started a hobby, well... Loose-religion.
Gerald: Oh? What is it?
Jane: Beangus.

Beangus by Ghetto Maestro November 4, 2019

Ride beanies and weenies

Two guys (male) riding on one motorcycle.

Since Tom's car broke down, he had to ride beanies and weenies on the back of Craig's bike on the way to the movies.

Ride beanies and weenies by Donaghu May 30, 2016

beanis 

A phallus-shaped marital aid crafted from beans and/or bean-based products. A premium beanis comes with optional meatball attachment and ejaculatory arrangement.

The first mention of beanis was found in a fanfic by Majin Syeekoh and is sometimes referred to as a bean dildo.

"Have you heard of the new bean dildo?"
"Oh yeah! The beanis that jizzed sour cream?"
"No, no. This time it's hot sauce."

beanis by Grumpycat96 June 12, 2018

Beanis 

The measure of how far back you wear a beanie. The further back you wear it on your head, the longer your beanis is (usually measured in inches).

"Wassup guys, my beanis is 8 inches long!"
"Well, guess what! My beanis is 10 inches long."

Beanis by nikesbskater1997 November 21, 2011

Bearius 

A brown bear with an attitude.

Oh my god, is that a Bearius?

Bearius by Bollano April 20, 2009