Beanis

The measure of how far back you wear a beanie. The further back you wear it on your head, the longer your beanis is (usually measured in inches).
"Wassup guys, my beanis is 8 inches long!"
"Well, guess what! My beanis is 10 inches long."
by nikesbskater1997 November 21, 2011
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Beanis

An abnormally large Clitoris, so large that it resembles a Penis.
"I had a bit of a near gay experience last night, was goin down on this girl and she had a humongous beanis!"
by Bernie Bernstein May 22, 2009
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Inspired by the legendary Bomont Beanis. To get destroyed or trolled.
Timothy beat Jon in a game of hockey so he said "get beanised Jon!"
by Wikimind February 23, 2021
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A fictional character said to have been created in Scotland in recent history. The "Beanis", a simple creature, broad bean shaped, with its lower half resembling a human penis, one stick arm raised to pull down its left eye, and its right hand raised high, proudly showing a letter B with its primitive fingers. Now, it is said a simple side view of the "Beanis" is the logo of the notorious, infamous, disgusting and potent uprising groups of youths, and there new youth culture. A name normally given to groups of young men who dabble ridiculous fashion, boots, short back and sides with a very long top, house music and its sub-genres, fortified wine, the list goes on.
Look at that boy, he bought harems and boots and thinks hes in Beanis now. I'll just stick to being scene.
by Spiceweasel May 31, 2010
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If someone’s last name is beans and they are a woman, you must call them beanis.
“Hey beanis, what’s poppin’?”
by Evon schnicker May 08, 2019
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A penis that is the size and shape of a small kidney bean, and/or someone whose penis smells like beans
President George is the most famous "beanis"
"He's kinda cute..."
"Watch out, he's got a beanis... unless you're into that...?"
by JJ Q. Q. Q. Esq. February 28, 2023
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Ben Stables is a Beanis
by igotdasquirtz August 24, 2011
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