beanium

A penis, phallic shape, or can be substituted for any body part, but especially penis

Girl: Hey daddy
Guy: Suck my fat beanium, bitch!
Girl: that is so hot

by BeaniumLover1234 December 6, 2017

beanium

The correct way to say penis.

Sucketh on mine beanium wench.

by Mister Beanium December 6, 2017

Beanium

A rare element on the periodic table that can only be obtained through people with the name of Ben. Beanium is a purple liquid that shoots out the nipples of any Ben.

Hey Bean can I have some beanium?

Bean let me squeeze the beanium out of you!

by Bleaf October 7, 2018

Beanium

The element on the periodic table that comes out of beans. One someone squeezes a bean a pure black substance known as Beanium will come out. If touched will give a natural high and sometime diarrhea.

Yo bro I just took some beanium you want some?

Doctor i got diarrhea from my beanium.

by Mr Neab October 8, 2018