beanus

a small penis. the size of a bean. hence, beanus

he brags about his beanus all the time.

by danny foshizzle February 13, 2007

Beanus

It can be a way of refering to people in a joking/friendly way, same meaning as "beans" in that sense. Plural for beanu

Look at them smol beanus, they're so cute
We're just sweet little beanus messing arround uwu

by Potato_human November 13, 2019

Beanus

When you stuff beans into your anus and plug it with your penis.

My microwave broke, so I had to do some beanus to cook the beans.

by Beanus Petat December 10, 2019

beanus

Male sexual organ that is instrumental in making babbies.

Doc BC's beanus is so huge he has to measure it with a yard stick.

by Sydney III March 6, 2009

Beanus

A sexual act where you dip your dick in a can of beans and then dip it into someone's genes

John did a beanus with Johnette last night

by _theREALslimSHADY_ January 13, 2018

beanus

a bean's genitalia, most evidently killer bean's

"killer bean has a large beanus"

by killerbean's beanus November 18, 2020

Beanus

Beanus, a character created by Mr Biffo. Large man in bakedbean mask, curly orange hair and a ominous attitude

Beanus likes Beans

by The UnShavenMonkey September 16, 2021