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A modern day religion that worships a mysterious god known as Lee-Wizz who promotes health, self-awareness, acceptance and good-looks. It originated in Northern Ireland and has no original concepts associated with morals and justice. I recommend you look into it if you are struggling to find a God to believe in.
Jane: I started a hobby, well... Loose-religion.
Gerald: Oh? What is it?
Jane: Beangus.
Beangus by Ghetto Maestro November 4, 2019
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pen15, penis, Banegoosey, panegoose, panegus, banejuice, banegoose, chumleaker.
Becca: His beangus was so disguisting.
Madison: Really?! Eww!
Becca: Thank gooshness for that fist tho!!
Beangus by ThiccHuman69 July 7, 2018
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Generic insult, open for interpretation.
“You absolute bengus”
Bengus by Chtenopteryx July 7, 2023
A truly multi-purpose and versatile word. Can be a verb, noun, adjective - or even just a random word/thing people say by itself!

Not only that but whether it means something positive or negative, or what it actually refers to is also completely up to you (and up to the interpretation of the person you're talking to).

The metaphysics of a bengus (noun) is especially interesting. For example, when a bengus (noun )breaks, does the bengus cease to exist or does it form two separate entities known as bengi?
Person 1: Bru that interaction with a fellow human being went pretty bengus I can't lie.
Person 2: Deep. I broke my bengus though.

Person 3: Woa, did it turn into multiple bengi or simply cease to exist? Anyways I fully bengused my chemistry test.
Person 4: b e n g u s

Person 5: Damn you've created your own language.
bengus by hcc5 June 6, 2022
To brutally and unforgivingly suck the life out of another person’s neck
“Ah man, what the hell happened to Dylan’s neck?
“It got bangused bro”
Bangus by Little_stinker May 12, 2018
This word means everything, but at the same time means nothing
Dude you're so begangus!
Begangus by Steven Test February 20, 2009
"My beagus is the best dog alive, pretty much."
Beagus by la_bepo November 8, 2006
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Ajumma wait a moment
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