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A alcohol induced state total retardation. leading to Abnormal Behavior, Random acts of stupidity and an uncontrollable urge to make love with unattractive women.
Ryan was Totally beanied last night. I cant wait to go out and get beanied.
Beanied by Lynchy1993 June 1, 2011
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When you are fucked in the ass and have cum leaking from your asshole.
I'm afriad to fart cause I totally got banised last night!
Banised by Jrussell February 12, 2009
Noone knows the true origins of the word however the term Beansed roughly means being either screwed and or slightly intoxicated.

However.. if you are Beansed and Bonsed you are likely to be highly intoxicated and or in quite a pickle
boys, im beansed and bonsed rn..

same
Beansed by dev11111 January 4, 2020
A term used to describe the horrible way a man preforms in sexual intercourse.
Geez! Brian was so beaised in the sack.
Beaised by MelissasRadd December 3, 2007
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026