beachem

I CANNOT BE THAT FUCKING HARD TO PUT THE LETTERS E AND M AFTER BEACH DAMMIT

My names mike beachem NOT BECEM NOT BEACHMEN NOT BEACHUM NOT BEACHAM BEACHEM

by SAY IT RIGHT August 19, 2023

beaches and shores

A subtle rhyming metonymy for "bitches and whores"

Male 1: You'll get over it.
Male 2: Yeah, there's plenty of fish in the sea.
Female: What are you guys talking about?
Male 1: Beaches and shores. Beaches and shores.

by lybrel June 25, 2010

Beached az

When you are isolated somewhere, usually said in a New Zealand accent e.g stuck in traffic or locked in a room.

Tristan: oh shit! the doors locked! guess were gonna be here a while.

Alana: oh no! Were beached az, bro! and I need to get wet, ASAP!

by Salvia1711 August 16, 2010

Pre beacher

A guy who starts going to the gym on May or April and wants to be jacked for June, he thinks he can gain 10 muscle pounds each month, and he never trains legs because he thinks they'll get suddenly enormous and cover his small dick.

Hey John, you see the guy doing biceps curl with that pretty light dumbbells? He's such a pre beacher, last week he told me he wanna look like a model for June or July.

by Rodkor July 5, 2012

Mackay Northern Beaches SHS

Mackay Northern Beaches is a school that supports the usage of satan and is the exact definition of a hell hole. Staff in the High School despises the usage of socks that have the colour black, any colour that is not navy blue, white, or grey since they are rasist and people who wear these wrong colour gets an instant detention. The people who work or goes to the school doesn't comply the same sex dating and says leave room for jesus if they see anyone holding or hugging thats the same sex. The best thing about the school and what they do is the fact that they actually let you go home.

"Hey do you go to Mackay Northern Beaches SHS?" "yeah they made me straight haha"

by Kyle Nope October 2, 2021

Beached Turd

When someone defecates in a toilet which has very little water. The poo lands on the edge of the toilet basin and is not completely submerged, creating a deadly stank which diffuses beyond the bathroom throughout the whole house.

Man, can you smell that? I think it's coming from the bathroom downstairs... Tina must have left a beached turd in my toilet.

by Catatafish22 July 13, 2011

Awkward Beached Whale

N. The ultimate in the range of awkward items or animals. An individual intending to correctly execute an awkward beached whale should lie face down on the ground and thrash their legs whilst pressed together as an impersonation of a whale's flipper. Then while doing this, the individual should rock from side to side whilst helplessly hitting the ground directly to their side with limp arms. The awkward beached whale is most successfully executed by lying on a floor, but it can also be executed on a table or chair.

Awkward beached whale should be used to best affect at a time of severe awkwardness which should be enough to break the ice of any situation.

*WARNING* AWKWARD BEACHED WHALE SHOULD NOT BE ATTAMPTED AT ANY INAPPROPRIATE AWKWARD TIMES SUCH AS IN A CHURCH OR IN A PROM DRESS OR TUXEDO. IT WILL CONSIDERABLY MAKE THE SITUATION MORE AWKWARD AND CAUSE PEOPLE TO TAKE OFFENCE !!!

1) Perfect time to do awkward beached whale.
(In a room where the atmosphere is unbearably awkward)

Person 1: "wow this is so awkward"
(does an awkward beached whale as directed above)
Person 2: wow who is that crazy man ?
Person 3: "It's an awkward beached whale !"
Person 2: "haha that's hilarious"

Multiple people laugh and awkwardness stops.

2) Wrong time for an awkward beached whale.
(At a formal occassion where the atmosphere is unbearably awkward)

Person 1: "wow this is so awkward"
(does an awkward beached whale as directed above)
Person 2: (silence)
Person 3: (silence)
Person 2: (silence)

Awkwardness increases and people ignore the individual who feels even more awkward for increasing the awkwardness and for messing up his/her formal clothes.

by Awkwardkingofbeachedwhales June 14, 2012