shs

acronym for sitting here stoned.

i'm shs.

by Arnold22 August 14, 2011

SHS

Acronym for Same Hole Syndrome

A condition where one is tired of having sex with the same woman. The only known cure is to replace and repeat.

Tiger Woods was not suffering from having a Sex Addiction he was suffering from SHS.

by krakorjak February 21, 2011

shs

Acronym for Sitting Here Smirking, standing here smiling, etc. an alternative to lol similar to stm.

Texter 1: (says random funny shit)
Texter 2: LOL
Texter 1: who the fuck LOLs while texting?
Texter 2: oh yeah SHS

by losers win @ yahoo.com June 12, 2009

SHS

Stupid hipster shit. No one else will get what the hell your saying you elitist piece of fuck.

Friend:"Tonight, I mistook David Gordon Green for a butch-presenting lesbian..."
You:"...???"
That's SHS!

by Biscuitface June 5, 2013

SHS

Internet acronym for "slow head shake", to be used when someone does something stupid or inexplicable.

John's Status Update: I'm calling my ex!

John's Friend's Update: Dude, SHS.

by crmbcrspcoating August 8, 2013

SHS

Acronym for Secret Hookup Session.

The act of sneaking around with another person for the sole purpose of sexual pleasure.

I heard she had an SHS with Eli last weekend.

by Jizzabelle January 8, 2009

SHS

1. Acronym for Springbrook High School.
2. Acronym for secondhand smoker/smoking

I went to SHS
Karen, it's not good to shs

by depressedshs April 6, 2008