SHS

Acronym for Same Hole Syndrome

A condition where one is tired of having sex with the same woman. The only known cure is to replace and repeat.

Tiger Woods was not suffering from having a Sex Addiction he was suffering from SHS.

by krakorjak February 21, 2011

SHS

Stupid hipster shit. No one else will get what the hell your saying you elitist piece of fuck.

Friend:"Tonight, I mistook David Gordon Green for a butch-presenting lesbian..."
You:"...???"
That's SHS!

by Biscuitface June 5, 2013

SHS

Internet acronym for "slow head shake", to be used when someone does something stupid or inexplicable.

John's Status Update: I'm calling my ex!

John's Friend's Update: Dude, SHS.

by crmbcrspcoating August 8, 2013

SHS

Acronym for Secret Hookup Session.

The act of sneaking around with another person for the sole purpose of sexual pleasure.

I heard she had an SHS with Eli last weekend.

by Jizzabelle January 8, 2009

SHS

1. Acronym for Springbrook High School.
2. Acronym for secondhand smoker/smoking

I went to SHS
Karen, it's not good to shs

by depressedshs April 6, 2008

SHS

The act of Sweaty hand strokage. One may have a hand fetish and my take it out on a helpless german boy. Anyone partaking in SHS is a sick freak.

Lars screamed but it was no use, Rebeca was getting her SHS, and she didnt care who she hurt in the process.

by Travy Dickson September 19, 2008

SH

SH is an abbreviation for self harm. Self harm is when someone deliberately hurts themselves. The most common form of self harm is cutting, when someone tears skin and draws blood with a sharp object

Chad: “Bro, I hooked up with Jenny last night and she had SH scars on her stomach and wrists.

Nico: “Man, I wish she would stop.”

by SaSiJanusKinnie October 11, 2020