Beached

adj. To be so unresponsive, that one becomes almost like a beached whale. Largely due to excessive intake of alcohol or marijuana. See also hammered and blitzed.

Man 1: Hey, what did you do last night?
Man 2: Man, I got messed up pretty bad. I was just laying on my buddies couch staring at the people walking by. I guess you could say i was beached.

by retrokid23 March 09, 2006

Beached

This happens when one is takeing a shit on the crapper and the turd ends up laying on the porcelin out of the water.

Man-Hey I was cleaning up after the party we had last night and someone beached in the down stairs toilet!

Friend-You dont mean?

Man-Yep the motherfucker was out of the water laying on the porcelin.

by troubledemon April 02, 2009

Beached

Something that's washed-up, overdone, played-out, used up, worn-out.

"Crocs are beached."

"I'm feeling pretty beached right now"

"That club is beached."

by EricD0191 August 22, 2008

Beached

Excessively overweight. Origin: beached whale

That girl is to beached to wear skinny jeans.

by Walllllllllly January 30, 2011

Beached

When a turd either ends up partly or completely out of the toilet water, usually leaving residue in the bowl after you flush

"It was a huge shit...in fact, I beached it."

by FauxBeez January 28, 2006

Beached

The act of defecating in a manner such that the turd does not get submerged in water, but instead resides on the inside of the toilet bowl (possibly indefinitely). Like a beached whale.

Bro, somebody beached a giant in the men's room.

by Anonymous75B May 08, 2008

Beached

When You Are Really Stoned, Past Being
Baked

guy1 "man i just had sooooo many cones..im so beached right now"
guy2 "dude me too, pass the chips"

by ParasiticVampyric March 03, 2009