Beached

adj. To be so unresponsive, that one becomes almost like a beached whale. Largely due to excessive intake of alcohol or marijuana. See also hammered and blitzed.

Man 1: Hey, what did you do last night?
Man 2: Man, I got messed up pretty bad. I was just laying on my buddies couch staring at the people walking by. I guess you could say i was beached.

by retrokid23 April 15, 2006

Beached

Something that's washed-up, overdone, played-out, used up, worn-out.

"Crocs are beached."

"I'm feeling pretty beached right now"

"That club is beached."

by EricD0191 October 16, 2008

Beached

Excessively overweight. Origin: beached whale

That girl is to beached to wear skinny jeans.

by Walllllllllly February 19, 2011

Beached

When a turd either ends up partly or completely out of the toilet water, usually leaving residue in the bowl after you flush

"It was a huge shit...in fact, I beached it."

by FauxBeez January 28, 2006

Beached

The act of defecating in a manner such that the turd does not get submerged in water, but instead resides on the inside of the toilet bowl (possibly indefinitely). Like a beached whale.

Bro, somebody beached a giant in the men's room.

by Anonymous75B May 08, 2008

Beached

When You Are Really Stoned, Past Being
Baked

guy1 "man i just had sooooo many cones..im so beached right now"
guy2 "dude me too, pass the chips"

by ParasiticVampyric March 03, 2009

The Beach

Used in reference to the city of Colorado Springs, Colorado. First used by the rap group Andronicus, who are native to the city, in their song "Welcome to the Beach."

"Welcome to the Beach. We ain't got sand we got concrete streets."
-Andronicus, "Welcome to the Beach"
-OR-
Girl: Where are you from?
Boy: I'm from the Beach, girl.
Girl: Cool, do you surf?
Boy: Nah, I just kick ass.
Girl: Oh, you mean THE BEACH.

by Chalie Boy November 07, 2007