Beachmere 

It's Pretty Much Inala with sand,full of boomers whom think they live in Noosa but it's pretty Much Noosa from wish.

Hey Wanna Go Beachmere? Nah thinks I don't wanna get robbed.

Beachmere by vh1234 November 17, 2021

Beachmere 

A crapshack suburb which lies on the outskirts of Caboolture. Its name is misleading, there is no beach in beachmere, just a man made sewerage lake that tends to smell rather unpleasant which causes most of the residents to hallucinate and think that there is a beach there.

Girl: Hey wanna go hang at the beachmere beach
Guy: Pft, there's no beach in beachmere its just a sewerage lake

Beachmere by Dr Coolio June 21, 2011

Pre beacher

A guy who starts going to the gym on May or April and wants to be jacked for June, he thinks he can gain 10 muscle pounds each month, and he never trains legs because he thinks they'll get suddenly enormous and cover his small dick.

Hey John, you see the guy doing biceps curl with that pretty light dumbbells? He's such a pre beacher, last week he told me he wanna look like a model for June or July.

Pre beacher by Rodkor July 5, 2012

Double Beacher 

A single piece of fecal matter, excreted from the bowels, that has sufficient size and tensile strength to poke out of the toilet water on two sides. In other words, it beaches on two sides of the toilet. Usually worth a picture or bringing a friend to see before tarnishing with toilet paper, etc.

Man did I take a huge crap after that eating contest. It was a double beacher!

Double Beacher by beacherman July 30, 2009

Quadruple Beacher 

Generally two pieces of shit that beach out of the toilet water four times. An example is two seperate shit pieces that cross and have four seperate ends that beach from the toilet water. Another possibility is a Triple Beacher or Double Beacher. All of these are usually followed by a distinctive amount of butt pain.

Mr. President, I just took the most amazing shit the other day! It was a true Quadruple Beacher.

Quadruple Beacher by beacherman July 30, 2009

beachcore 

A alternative to brocore, its a style were you wear swimming trunks, sandals, and a hardcore band T-shirt wherever you go and listen to hardcore music like job for a cowboy.

Zach's always ready for the beach, he goes beachcore every day.

beachcore by vladimir stillman May 14, 2010

beacher

When a turd is so big that half of it is in the water and half of it is stuck out on the dry part of the toilet....like a beached whale.

Hey Jeremy come check out this fat beacher i just dropped in the toilet.

beacher by Brent Mixon May 6, 2006