bazzel

a super ugly ass female

that bitch is a bazzel

by Mr. Magic September 26, 2007

bazzeled

When Mr. Bazzel from Mowat Middle School takes you out of your class to do math.

“Today, I got bazzeled in gym. It was the worst!”

by Jhors1001 September 24, 2019

bazzalad

A drink originating in the University of Chester, that causes one to become severely drunk. A wonder in itself. Made with cherry sourz, vodka and lemonade.

Boy 1: I was absolutley ruined last night, shouldn't have had so many bazzas.
Boy 2: Always the bazzalads, killers.

by wowdoge January 22, 2014

bzazel

Is a common word on the moroccan and arabic culture it represents tits mostly the big ones

mogan khaso gha (lbzazel)

yaaa rbk ta chuf 3la (bzazel) 3ndha

tcha ry7 rah (lbzazel) fihom l7anan

miss fortune 3ndha (lbzol)

by shoker June 24, 2020

BAZZLE

You're colors are fully coordinated in dressing, from your head to your toes; males making sure that your cap or hat matches with your acccessories, shirt, belt and shoes; females should see to it that their bag, belt accessories and shoes are matching.

BAZZLE Couture:Jamaica,NYC,CT,MIA.

www.bazzle.ning.com
www.twiter.com/bazzlecouture
www.myspace.com/bazzle_co_ltd

You are looking so bazzle today!

I'm bazzle for the girls, and when i'm bazzle the girls eyes dazzle!

Everytime I see that girl she's always bazzle

by BAZZLE Couture December 3, 2009

Bazzed

A term to describe a state of intoxication so extreme the person ends up on their back, unable to righten themselves akin to a turtle/tortoise/terrapin, or other shelled reptiles.

Short for Basmatted.

'Man Matt got completely bazzed last night, saw him passed out in the stairwell on his back!'

'Lets get totally bazzed tonight!'
'Na man I got bazzed the other day and I haven't quite recovered yet!'

'The Jaysters were utterly bazzed, rolling around on the floor unable to get up'. HAHA.

'Who's that on the floor?'
'Ah don't worry, thats just Hannah. She downed 3 dirty pints and now she is well and truly basmatted' (long version)

by Jayster 002 March 7, 2014

Bazelgeuse

Noun Loud, obnoxious person who always has to be involved in everything. The only way to clue them in to the fact that they're unwanted is to throw shit at them.

"Ugh. That bazelgeuse showed up at the party AGAIN. He never shuts up and he never leaves. He finally fucked off after the cheerleaders all threw their beers at him."

by NoNotThatOne January 16, 2019