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In Cork City, Ireland, Bazzer means a haircut.

It could come from Irish, Bearradh Gruaige, pronounced barra grew ige.
I'm going to town for a bazzer.
bazzer by Gearóid Ó Laoi April 24, 2005
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Bazzer is a name from some one with the name barry
Oh shit look it’s bazzer the sick cunt
Bazzer by Loxinator November 25, 2018
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A middle aged follickly challenged man that often wears a dated wig to hide his shame, often attributed to Gary Glitter.
" look at the head on that oddball in the play area, what a Bazzer!"
Bazzer by Ackyboy February 24, 2017
a FAT spliff with over a gram of weed in it ...
Are you gonna roll a proper bazzer bro
Bazzer by Lost_soul-420 April 21, 2021

bazzeled 

When Mr. Bazzel from Mowat Middle School takes you out of your class to do math.
Today, I got bazzeled in gym. It was the worst!”
bazzeled by Jhors1001 September 24, 2019
The cutest, most adorable cat to ever walk planet earth!
Bazer keeps hitting me in the face, but it's ok because she is so cute!
bazer by #freebazer October 2, 2023

Snizz Bizzer 

Another slang for a female vibrator. It is inserted into a woman's snizz, or vagina, then turned on to vibrate, or bizz, inside of her.
Before a hefty night of scissoring, Jenna and Teresa decided to warm each other up with some hot snizz bizzer action.
Snizz Bizzer by Chase Steenburg December 21, 2008
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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