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jalex barakarth 

(aka Jalex) the bromance created for the two band members of pop-punk band All Time Low, Jack Barakat and Alex Gaskarth
Fangirl One: Omg Zack and Jack are adorbs
Fangirl Two: Hush you idiot. Jack isnt real. Ship Jalex Barakarth-now that's real.

Badakathcare 

It’s a form of healthcare coverage that Joe Biden believes he and Barack think you have a right to have.
Donald Trump thinks health care is a privilege, Barack and I think it’s a right to have badakathcare.”
Badakathcare by bustapost November 2, 2020
Someone who inspires confusion. In conversation, you'll often wonder if you heard correctly. Barakats are quietly loud, aggressively gentle, but always... Never.
Kevin: Man, I need some water.
Barakat: Just don't drink too much, you'll get thirsty.

Vera: Hey, wanna get some coffee?
Barakat: Coffee? Not a fan. I only drink Americano.

Dana: Why is your house so cold?
Barakat: Ah, the AC broke.
Barakat by Clearly Clueless February 19, 2022

Jack Barakat 

the amazingly cute, and halarious lead guitarist of the best band, All Time Low.
Jack Barakat: I'm really good at guitar, excpet for when i actually play.
Jack Barakat by ALL13 September 30, 2008
Large, round breasts usually found on a female human, especially a fan of Eric Wareheim's handsomeness. As seen on Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job!
Dear Eric, You're handsome. Please come look at my bazaans. Here are my bazaans. (.)(.) Love, Kelly
bazaans by Jobenator April 29, 2011
One who is seemingly fashionable, attractive and impressive in most things they do.
he thought of himself as a barakat.
Barakat by OfficialMarkg7 January 25, 2017