bazaans

Large, round breasts usually found on a female human, especially a fan of Eric Wareheim's handsomeness. As seen on Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job!

Dear Eric, You're handsome. Please come look at my bazaans. Here are my bazaans. (.)(.) Love, Kelly

by Jobenator April 29, 2011

International Bazaars

International Bazaars are first of all located in what is sometimes called the barrio, hood, or chinatown. These stores are flooded with merchants trying to sell their products using a system of haggleing. The products located within the bazaar are or of resembling the vatos, cholos, homeboys, eses, g-units, og's, nacos, mafiosos, chinamen, greek warriors, narcos, gangsters, or thugs. Although not all of these people buy from such places the experience can be quite rewarding. From a Sarris purchasing a pimpsuit and 2pac shirt for 40$ cheaper, to getting some fluzies you've never seen in your life or ever whill see agian. These bazaars are nothing to be intimidated of unless u fear miniorities then ur screwed and probably pissing your pants as you walk by with everyone thinking wtf is this whit_y doing here. Be warned that not everyone is friendly not matter what you look like if you don't have the balls to throw down you might as well not talk to anyone or lookem in the eyes. Just fuken run. When the shopping is done correctly a person will enrich thier need to hang out some where unique.

That Sarris haggled that asian dude.
Pecan is gunna get raped he looks like he is about to piss his pants.
Hey wat about those fluzies by the international bazaars

by lockvu April 21, 2006

bazanskies

Monster titties, especially when found on a petite, or smaller-framed woman.

Did you see that chick? Damn, she had some huge bazanskies.

by tmcc19 November 22, 2009

Bazaan

An extremely attractive man who usually has brown hair and always has a massive penis. One stare can cause even the hottest bitch to faint, so be prepared. Bazaan’s tend to be amazing at sports and 100% have been proven to be successful in life, with a fortune of at leat 10 million dollars. Did we mention he has a big cock?

Man “Bazaan” is amazing

“Bazaan” is who I want to hang out with this weekend.

by Gamblerfolife April 27, 2025