20 definitions by Ste Crayston
"Did you see Liddell vs Jackson last night?"
"Yeah, it was awesome watching Jackson get absolutely Pat Butchered by Chuck. Never laughed so much in my life!"
"Yeah, it was awesome watching Jackson get absolutely Pat Butchered by Chuck. Never laughed so much in my life!"
by Ste Crayston May 16, 2007
Similar to a bobfoc except in this case it is a beautiful face on what appears to be the body of a beached whale. These are rare but when seen by the human eye can be quite disturbing as the potential for greatness in this girl is high if she only lay off the desserts.
"Look at Rich's Mum, she is gorgeous!"
"Yeah but she weighs a fair bit"
"True mate, what a waste. She needs the gym fast and the slim fast"
"Yup, shes a bocfob"
"Yeah but she weighs a fair bit"
"True mate, what a waste. She needs the gym fast and the slim fast"
"Yup, shes a bocfob"
by Ste Crayston November 29, 2006
"I was fucking your mum all night mate, after having a snowy valley i was just awake and couldn't stop pounding her"
by Ste Crayston November 2, 2006
When having sex with a young lady one withdraws his love staff at the point of ejaculation and sprays his love muck on the lady's chin. The jizz should start to hang down off the chin, creating a rather fetching white beard look, similar to Merlin's.
"Hey guess what Rich, I did a Merlin's beard on your mum last night!"
"Oh right I just thought she hadn't shaved!"
"Oh right I just thought she hadn't shaved!"
by Ste Crayston December 5, 2006
"Rich your mum looks well fat!"
"Yeah its her baby weight"
"She had my kid 2 years ago! Tell that bitch to get down the gym"
"Yeah its her baby weight"
"She had my kid 2 years ago! Tell that bitch to get down the gym"
by Ste Crayston November 29, 2006
Worse than a fuck up a wannabe fuck up goes out their way to draw attention to the "fact" that their life is sooooo bad. They tell you all their "problems" which are not really that bad and blame any failure or error on their part on their past. They make public displays of sadness or stupidity and want the world to know how "hard" they have it. They actually want to be victims when they are in reality probably not at all. Some film examples of wannabe fuck ups are Demi Moore in St Elmos Fire, Billy Crudup in Inventing the Abbotts and Clea DuVall in The Faculty.
by Ste Crayston November 3, 2006
Either -
a) Someone who ditches his mates early on a night is doing a back door boogie
b) A method of sneaking in clubs, thus avoiding paying the extortionate enterance fees, by kicking in the fire door and running straight into the middle of the dance floor so you cannot be spotted by the meathead bouncers.
a) Someone who ditches his mates early on a night is doing a back door boogie
b) A method of sneaking in clubs, thus avoiding paying the extortionate enterance fees, by kicking in the fire door and running straight into the middle of the dance floor so you cannot be spotted by the meathead bouncers.
"Dude i cannot be arsed paying £10 to get in here tonight"
"Fire door round the back, lets do a back door boogie"
"Fire door round the back, lets do a back door boogie"
by Ste Crayston June 23, 2006