Willack's definitions

Willack/Ballson Effect

Balance that occurs when an act occurs or is executed (whether intentional or not) and then the same thing/person (living or dead) does the opposite of the original act/action. Which causes an average between the two acts - balance.

Guy: Last week I didn't exercise at all, this week I've exercised till I couldn't walk.
Girl: That's the Willack/Ballson Effect, nice.

by Willack July 23, 2023

Baywatch Speed

The inappropriately slow speed an individual engeages in a primary task at hand due to one of three things: lazyness, incompetence, lack of focus and/or focus on something they shouldn't be focusing on.

I'm sorry I'm late - the clerk checking my groceries was moving at baywatch speed because she was fat and was out of breath

by Willack October 16, 2008