bayesd 

Based on what? Based on bayesian linear regression of course.

Wow, those stats are pretty bayesd

bayesd by (void*) February 22, 2022

Bayest 

'Best' pronounced awesomely

We had the bayest time on a boat

Bayest by UBYAKE January 4, 2010

bayes' theorem 

A theorem that states allows you to find the probability of the condition of an event given that the event occurred. Can also be used whenever there is a hard math or physics problem.

Marty: This is a very hard geomapping problem
Timmy: Use Bayes' Theorem
Marty: wait why
Timmy: Baycause it is Bayes' Theorem

bayes' theorem by AlbertiBass October 4, 2019

Bayend 

Someone who’s a complete Bellend but you mispronounce it and call them a Bayend, in front of your mates. Therefore going forward your mates always call you and others Bayends.

Wow look at him, what a Bayend.
Stop it Mark, you’re being a Bayend.

Bayend by Mark Shore May 25, 2019

Spencer Bayes 

A big fag who likes it in the butthole and loves arabian goggles.

Yo home dog did you see that big ass fag Spencer Bayes anywhere he owes me a Blow Job.

Spencer Bayes by Kyle Little May November 28, 2010

batesd

to be at a restaurant and not receive refills or reluctantly receive refills

I went to Applebees and was totally batesd. I only got my first cup of water!

batesd by buputhetaru April 19, 2011

Bayesian statistics 

Bayesian statistics is a theory in the field of bullshititics based on the Bayesian interpretation of probability where probability expresses a degree of belief that Bayesian models are real and can provide useful information.

The entire system simply requires you to believe hard enough, close your eyes, and wish upon a star, and already know the statistical outcome you desire (aka common sense).

Works best if you applaud and apply fairy dust.

Igor: You should rethink that decision you're about to make. Let me introduce you to Bayesian statistics. It is a mathematical procedure that applies probabilities to statistical problems. It provides people the tools to update their beliefs in the evidence of new data.

Anup: Dude, if you don't want pepperoni on your pizza you can just pick it off.

Bayesian statistics by 867000 December 11, 2021