# 2 definitions by **867000**

Bayesian statistics is a theory in the field of bullshititics based on the Bayesian interpretation of probability where probability expresses a degree of belief that Bayesian models are real and can provide useful information.

The entire system simply requires you to believe hard enough, close your eyes, and wish upon a star, and already know the statistical outcome you desire (aka common sense).

Works best if you applaud and apply fairy dust.

The entire system simply requires you to believe hard enough, close your eyes, and wish upon a star, and already know the statistical outcome you desire (aka common sense).

Works best if you applaud and apply fairy dust.

Igor: You should rethink that decision you're about to make. Let me introduce you to Bayesian statistics. It is a mathematical procedure that applies probabilities to statistical problems. It provides people the tools to update their beliefs in the evidence of new data.

Anup: Dude, if you don't want pepperoni on your pizza you can just pick it off.

Anup: Dude, if you don't want pepperoni on your pizza you can just pick it off.

by 867000 December 11, 2021

1. The act of lying about things you don't understand.

2. Pretending to be an expert in things you don't understand and can't even pronounce.

2. Pretending to be an expert in things you don't understand and can't even pronounce.

1. Last time I was at Lowe's, I asked the sales associate about a screw gun - he totally hanggi'd me. I ended up with a wood chipper.

2. Police say the plumber really pulled a hanggi when he picked up the scalpel and began to perform open heart surgery.

2. Police say the plumber really pulled a hanggi when he picked up the scalpel and began to perform open heart surgery.

by 867000 April 8, 2009