Someone who’s a complete Bellend but you mispronounce it and call them a Bayend, in front of your mates. Therefore going forward your mates always call you and others Bayends.
by Mark Shore May 25, 2019
Get the Bayend mug.Childhood cartoon characters that have suffered through major trauma and have transformed into a twisted version of themselves. There is a very short list of real BEFs, while many that are added by fans are unworthy of the title.
by FrostBeast5 October 29, 2019
Get the BadEndFriends mug.Verb. When something is a sure-fire thing and you screw it up. When a man or woman is interested in going home with you and you say/do something to make them no longer interested.
by bigpoppa253 February 25, 2010
Get the Bayned mug.Well, to be honest no one knows what the hell one of these is! If you think you have a clue what it is, just a random word a chav uses balend
by Wappy May 4, 2006
Get the balend mug.by Barend Spies December 9, 2008
Get the Barend mug.by Msbayanda July 20, 2017
Get the bayanda mug.Balend: A genetic throw-back. More commonly of low intellect, a creature with limited vocabulary where the word f**k can transmute and translate into multiple meanings giving the garbled impression of a filth strewn sentence. Has great strength to rival ten men and very aggressive to unknowns; to Balendify: To ridicule those of immense stupidity simply with insults pertaining to parentage; Plural: Balends: A group of idiots, more commonly found on street corners drinking "White Lightning" from the bottle and occasionally mugging old ladies and smashing bus shelters.
See: www.tenbellys.com/balend/
See: www.tenbellys.com/balend/
by p0d May 5, 2006
Get the balend mug.