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Someone who’s a complete Bellend but you mispronounce it and call them a Bayend, in front of your mates. Therefore going forward your mates always call you and others Bayends.
Wow look at him, what a Bayend.
Stop it Mark, you’re being a Bayend.
Bayend by Mark Shore May 25, 2019
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BadEndFriends 

Childhood cartoon characters that have suffered through major trauma and have transformed into a twisted version of themselves. There is a very short list of real BEFs, while many that are added by fans are unworthy of the title.
Bipper, a Dipper Pines possessed by Bill Cipher is one of the BadEndFriends.
BadEndFriends by FrostBeast5 October 29, 2019
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Verb. When something is a sure-fire thing and you screw it up. When a man or woman is interested in going home with you and you say/do something to make them no longer interested.
"I bayned it last night with this girl who wanted me"
Bayned by bigpoppa253 February 25, 2010
An insult given by a chav kid :p
Well, to be honest no one knows what the hell one of these is! If you think you have a clue what it is, just a random word a chav uses balend
balend by Wappy May 4, 2006
The name Barend is derived from BERO/BERN meaning bear and HARDU hard, thus as strong as a bear
Barend by Barend Spies December 9, 2008
Very outgoing but yet laid back at the same time. A person that everyone likes to be around.
If I'm feeling down I just call on Bayanda and just like that everything's fine. 😀
bayanda by Msbayanda July 20, 2017
Balend: A genetic throw-back. More commonly of low intellect, a creature with limited vocabulary where the word f**k can transmute and translate into multiple meanings giving the garbled impression of a filth strewn sentence. Has great strength to rival ten men and very aggressive to unknowns; to Balendify: To ridicule those of immense stupidity simply with insults pertaining to parentage; Plural: Balends: A group of idiots, more commonly found on street corners drinking "White Lightning" from the bottle and occasionally mugging old ladies and smashing bus shelters.

See: www.tenbellys.com/balend/
You F***ing Balend Mate! Yea! Your a 27 year old looser. Balend.
balend by p0d May 5, 2006
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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