batesd

to be at a restaurant and not receive refills or reluctantly receive refills

I went to Applebees and was totally batesd. I only got my first cup of water!

by buputhetaru April 19, 2011

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Greg Bates

To launder money and/or steal from a charity.

I pulled a Greg Bates, the IRS will never know

by Chrissy Langdon June 29, 2018

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The character protrayed by Damon Wayans in the sketch comedy In Living Color who talks nonsense using a lot of big words and has no idea what he's talking.
He usually talks to himself with gestures and facial expressions as if he is arguing with someone else.

"First of all, we must internalize the 'flatulation' of the matter by transmitting the effervescence of the 'Indianisian' proximity in order to further segregate the crux of my venereal infection. Now, if I may retain my liquids here for one moment. I'd like to continue the 'redundance' of my quote, unquote 'intestinal tract', you see because to preclude on the issue of world domination would only circumvent - excuse me, circumcise the revelation that reflects the 'Afro-disiatic' symptoms which now perpetrates the Jheri Curis activation. Allow me to expose my colon once again. The ramification inflicted on the incision placed within the Fallopian cavities serves to be holistic taken from the Latin word 'jalapeno'."
-- Oswald Bates, In Living Color season 1 ep 3

by Oswald Bates November 29, 2011

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Batesrolled

A game created on The Bloody Good Horror podcast where you try to trick someone into clicking on a link to a screen shot of Kathy Bates naked in the 2002 film "About Schmidt"

I thought Tim was sending me a link to some funny video but when I clicked on it I got a face full of Bates boobs. He batesrolled me big time.

by BGHorror February 4, 2012

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