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God u almost suck as much as bayes, but not more cuz thats impossible
Bayes by none666 May 21, 2008
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bayes' theorem 

A theorem that states allows you to find the probability of the condition of an event given that the event occurred. Can also be used whenever there is a hard math or physics problem.
Marty: This is a very hard geomapping problem
Timmy: Use Bayes' Theorem
Marty: wait why
Timmy: Baycause it is Bayes' Theorem
bayes' theorem by AlbertiBass October 4, 2019

Bayes points

Informal credit for having made a prediction correctly, especially verifiably, in public, and against consensus.
People that predicted this should collect their Bayes points.”

“Extra Bayes points if you can guess the winner.”
Bayes points by Veedrac July 21, 2026

Spencer Bayes 

A big fag who likes it in the butthole and loves arabian goggles.
Yo home dog did you see that big ass fag Spencer Bayes anywhere he owes me a Blow Job.
Spencer Bayes by Kyle Little May November 28, 2010

Evan Bayes

Reference to unpopular highschooler by the name Evan Bayes. Term used to describe a situation when someone jokingly says something gay but sounds serious and makes you question there sexuality.
JIm - " Damn Jay your ass looks good in them jeans"
Jay - " Come on man don't pull an Evan Bayes "
James - " Yea dude, I'm praying your straight and just joking"
Evan Bayes by MysteryMan03 August 27, 2020

Harry Bayes 

He’s always under 5ft.Bad pack luck.Small brain.Not clever.Small
Harry Bayes by Bigmanw3 January 28, 2020
Your sister (biological or unrelated) that is also your bae.
She is both my baesis for life and basis of life.
Baesis by awesomehuman May 27, 2015
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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