Bayes 

One who sucks at life

God u almost suck as much as bayes, but not more cuz thats impossible

Bayes by none666 May 21, 2008

bayes' theorem 

A theorem that states allows you to find the probability of the condition of an event given that the event occurred. Can also be used whenever there is a hard math or physics problem.

Marty: This is a very hard geomapping problem
Timmy: Use Bayes' Theorem
Marty: wait why
Timmy: Baycause it is Bayes' Theorem

bayes' theorem by AlbertiBass October 4, 2019

Bayes points

Informal credit for having made a prediction correctly, especially verifiably, in public, and against consensus.

“People that predicted this should collect their Bayes points.”

“Extra Bayes points if you can guess the winner.”

Bayes points by Veedrac July 21, 2026

Spencer Bayes 

A big fag who likes it in the butthole and loves arabian goggles.

Yo home dog did you see that big ass fag Spencer Bayes anywhere he owes me a Blow Job.

Spencer Bayes by Kyle Little May November 28, 2010

Evan Bayes

Reference to unpopular highschooler by the name Evan Bayes. Term used to describe a situation when someone jokingly says something gay but sounds serious and makes you question there sexuality.

JIm - " Damn Jay your ass looks good in them jeans"
Jay - " Come on man don't pull an Evan Bayes "
James - " Yea dude, I'm praying your straight and just joking"

Evan Bayes by MysteryMan03 August 27, 2020

Harry Bayes 

He’s always under 5ft.Bad pack luck.Small brain.Not clever.Small

Oi Harry Bayes

Harry Bayes by Bigmanw3 January 28, 2020

Baesis 

Your sister (biological or unrelated) that is also your bae.

She is both my baesis for life and basis of life.

Baesis by awesomehuman May 27, 2015