Definitions by (void*)

boyfiancé 

A boy you date for a couple of months (less than 6), after which you decide whether or not to get married. In other words, you got engaged to him as soon as you expressed interest.

I met my boyfiancé three months ago, he's very sweet. We're getting married next week, it'll be a small ceremony, but I'd like you to be there!

boyfiancé by (void*) September 23, 2023

girlfiancée

A girl you date for a couple of months (less than 6), after which you decide whether or not to get married. In other words you got engaged to her as soon as you expressed interest.

I met my girlfiancée two months ago, we're getting married next week. I can't stop thinking about her.

girlfiancée by (void*) September 23, 2023

only a spoonful 

Used to ironically indicate a huge amount of something, that someone wants to pretend is a small amount.

Based on the joke in King Bach's vine wherein a man asks his friend how much ice cream he can have to which he replies 'only a spoonful' before unveiling a comically large spoon.

A: Dude how much homework did you get?
B: Only a spoonful!

only a spoonful by (void*) September 11, 2023

Euneiromalphrenia 

The feeling of sadness experienced as a result of waking up from a good dream.

Pronounced 'u-nero-mal-frinia', from the greek: Eu (good) neiro (dream) mal (bad) phrenia (state of mind), a combination of the words malnierophrenia and euneirophrenia

I dreamed about my dead mom again and ended up with euneiromalphrenia for the rest of the day

Euneiromalphrenia by (void*) August 20, 2023

stty 

"secure teletype", also know as the nerdy way to write 'shitty' without triggering word filter. See also: fsck

What a stty romance

stty by (void*) August 20, 2023

cuck

A man who enjoys women flirting with and/or show off to other men

If you go to a stripclub, you are a cuck

cuck by (void*) August 13, 2022

bayesd 

Based on what? Based on bayesian linear regression of course.

Wow, those stats are pretty bayesd

bayesd by (void*) February 22, 2022