battoon 

An instrument That piper made up and is totally real and is trade marked by me

They asked what instrument I played and I said I played the battoon.

battoon by Noneofurconcern June 19, 2019

batcoon

Is a fucking hero who lives in a dumpster. He also been known to screw others daily. (Also known a that ashole h20delierious.

Fuck I got attackd by batcoon.

batcoon by thecanadianninja February 15, 2018

Batroon 

A sex device that is used to stick up the anus that looks like a spork with two prongs and a bat face.

Sally stuck the batroon up Johnnys butt.

Batroon by Bammanchickenham December 9, 2018

the batcoon 

A young sexy mutha fuca

Person:who are you

The batcoon:they call me that chocolate aka young sexy mutha fucka

the batcoon by The batcoon February 23, 2021

Buttoon

Buttoon is a lengthened form of "butt." In other words, it is someone's rear end. It is a harmless, mild-mannered, and fun term.

Hey! You must have sat on something because you got a big spot on your buttoon!

Can you please move your big buttoon off my papers? What a big butt.

They are trimming their buttoons and bellies with exercise

Buttoon by Alosauria October 22, 2011

Batton 

A rare last name (pronounced "bat-in"), stemming from English origins, that often gets butchered by other people as "baton" or "bate-in."

Random Person: "Hello Mr. Baton..."
Mr. Batton: "Um,no.. it's "bat-in."

Batton by bbatton June 13, 2008

Bastoon

(v.) The act of being cast off to an island anywhere significantly far from home for being a bastard of gargantuan proportions.

Bob: Dude I'm bored, wheres that bastard of gargantuan proportions?

Joe: I don't know, we should totally Bastoon his ass.

Bastoon by J n' U June 8, 2011