Bastoon
(v.) The act of being cast off to an island anywhere significantly far from home for being a bastard of gargantuan proportions.
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Bastoon
Bastoon by Panchito Sanchez May 10, 2009
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Bastoon • bastoont • bassoon • Bastion • Bastion main • baston • bassoon player • Baftoon • Bartoone • bascooner
Bassoon
The best and most unique instrument ever made. It is easily the most hated on instrument in the band, but we know that everyone is just jealous of our amazing talent. Unless it is in the right hands, we sound like ducks with a chainsaw, but otherwise, we sound absolutely beautiful. We are stereotyped as geniuses without a life, but really, we are smart and are the life of the band. Due to our brains, when we are made fun of, our quick mind gives us an insult three times worse than an egotistic trumpets.
We're just awesome though.
We're just awesome though.
Ew, is someone killing a duck?
No, that's just Bob trying to learn bassoon.
Wow, what is that angelic noise?
Only the best instrument ever; The bassoon!
No, that's just Bob trying to learn bassoon.
Wow, what is that angelic noise?
Only the best instrument ever; The bassoon!
Bassoon by CoffeeAddict September 13, 2012
shatners bassoon
Area within your brain that defines time perception. Can be affected by so called 'Made up drugs' such as 'Cake'; a Visterbile Amphetamoid from Prague. Cake and the effects on shatners bassoon is covered in a episode of the 'Brass Eye' concered with drugs.
shatners bassoon by Valetudo March 24, 2004
Bastion
A hero in overwatch that requires zero skill and is able to get an insane amount of kills. Often called the "point and click adventure" because his sentry form only requires you to point and click.
Bastion by Basolatite July 1, 2016
bassoonism
way of life. life decisions that are made by a person who is driven by a musical instrument and the desire to make a living off of said instrument. highly impossible idea only seen worthy by truly committed. it should be supported by true friends.
"I'm going to live in Norway and study a bassoon."
"This is borderline bassoonism but I'm happy for you!"
"This is borderline bassoonism but I'm happy for you!"
bassoonism by .:cyfar:. January 31, 2005
Bastion
Play of the game.
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