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Bahooneys 

Noun.
Pronunciation: just like "bahoonies" (ba-HOO-nees).
Definition: A very important piece of male genitalia that consists of the scrotum, which holds and protects the inner testes. Also, the testes themselves.

Although pronounced the same way, bahooneys is not to be confused with bahoonies, which refers to a large set of female breasts (tits, gazongas, knockers).
Used as an euphemism for balls.

"Jeez! Ease up on that serve, bro! That last one nearly crushed my bahooneys!"

"Man, this party sucks big bahooneys!"

"You've had enough of that cock already. Now focus on the bahooneys!"

"By accident, Ricky rammed his bahooneys into a parking meter."
Bahooneys by NeverMindWhom August 13, 2008

Baboonery 

1. An act where one portrays baboon like qualities.

2. Dumbness.

3. Idiocy.
1. Noobs need to stop with the baboonery on call of dizzle.

2. That class was filled with baboonery.

3. There was a massive amount of baboonery at work.
Baboonery by Old Grekerson November 21, 2010

bacoonery 

When a black-man says something that worships a white women
“I love white women over this negro” responsewhat is this bacoonery”

batsoned 

A chronic liar. Someone who makes plans and backs out. A person who claims to be able to acquire certian goods and has no means of coming through
"Man that sucks. You think youve been lied to, well I've been batsoned."
batsoned by dr. wellington May 24, 2009

bafoonery 

(n) foolishness or nonsense that results from an idiot.
That paper I wrote last night was bafoonery.
bafoonery by Amanda A January 6, 2008

Baboonery 

A person who is a not very intelligent and makes dumb decisions
Paula that is such baboonery. You’re acting like a meatball.
Baboonery by Josiah Joyce May 8, 2020