Baftoon

A rare crossbreed of a Baboon, a Buffoon and a Looney Toon. Said to have originated some time in the 1960s when Walt Disney went on safari in Africa and smuggled a baboon home to his studios. Around the same period, Tom Cruise was born.

Sub species of a Baftard

Also used as a derogatory term for Scientologist

"I have to get a rabies shot because a Baftoon bit me"

by E*Rock October 21, 2010

Bafoon

A moron who thinks he is smarter than others but cannot spell the word 'buffoon'

That bonehead wrote a letter to the newspaper calling Steve Jobs a 'bafoon'. How embarrassing would that be?

by Ilk's Club Member December 15, 2011

bafoonalito

An idiot that continuously lingers around and has the endless life of a cockroach. They are notorious for burning bridges and speaking in an exaggerated tone.

Don't bring George around anymore because that bafoonalito embarrasses himself and me every time he opens his mouth.

by Credit 4 Life August 14, 2014

battoon

An instrument That piper made up and is totally real and is trade marked by me

They asked what instrument I played and I said I played the battoon.

by Noneofurconcern June 19, 2019

bafoonary

when a group of people mess around like idiots.

jim and bob: *running around*
me: STOP THE BAFOONARY

by stopthebafoonary March 31, 2017

baffooning

the act of yelling at drunken baffoons at or around bar close. usually from the window of an automobile but can also be done via walking.

"hey man, hop in the car lets go baffooning. its close to bar close!"

by Jose~Cuervo March 27, 2010

Baffoon

A moron who has seen the definition of "bafoon" and thinks he is smart enough to spell it correctly, but still is too fucking stupid to look up how to spell it

Idiot: "wow people who can't spell baffoon are so stupid! like seriously, who would be that dumb?"
Smart person: "you fucking idiot..."

by kylorendud July 23, 2020