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A rare last name (pronounced "bat-in"), stemming from English origins, that often gets butchered by other people as "baton" or "bate-in."
Random Person: "Hello Mr. Baton..."
Mr. Batton: "Um,no.. it's "bat-in."
Batton by bbatton June 13, 2008
Words you can keep
a "batton" usually means a large joint
*someone rolls a King F Plate*
Cameron Mchugh: THATS A BATTON!
Batton by iheartbattons December 16, 2010
To have a complete lack of knowledge on the subject yet act as tho one is an expert and need of zero guidence. This is also accompanied with a completely unwarranted arrogance on the subject
We hired a new guy to do our plumbing, said he was a professional. Now I got water leaking everywhere. I really got battoned on this one
Batton by Roger tittle October 14, 2019

Miss Batton 

A complete and utter overweight dwerp who can't find clothes to fit her and will never find anything that she's good at.
Why are you wearing that shirt? You look as fat as Miss Batton...

You're almost as thick as Miss Batton.

You put on 5 stone? You must have the same diet as Miss Batton...
Miss Batton by Bowes232 November 6, 2012

« après la pluie, le batton » 

is an expression commonly used in Algeria. and it means that after a series of sad events, more will come!
Ania: « je suis triste »
Rasha:« après la pluie, le batton »

lauer button 

1. n. A secret / hidden button that locks doors, lowers shades, and delays the destruction of a career.
Dude, Emily has a lauer button in her office.

It's only a matter of time before she's done.
lauer button by picc285 September 16, 2019

Battou No Jutsu

It is the base stance for the Hiten Mitsurugi Ryu sword fighting technique with the objective of efficiently eliminating each opponent with a single swing of the weilder's katana.
The samurai warrior readies himself as demonstrates the initial form of his attack using the Battou no Jutsu stance.
Battou No Jutsu by Oxxy_Montalvy September 30, 2016
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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