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Batton
Batton by iheartbattons December 16, 2010
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Batton
To have a complete lack of knowledge on the subject yet act as tho one is an expert and need of zero guidence. This is also accompanied with a completely unwarranted arrogance on the subject
We hired a new guy to do our plumbing, said he was a professional. Now I got water leaking everywhere. I really got battoned on this one
Batton by Roger tittle October 14, 2019
Miss Batton
A complete and utter overweight dwerp who can't find clothes to fit her and will never find anything that she's good at.
Why are you wearing that shirt? You look as fat as Miss Batton...
You're almost as thick as Miss Batton.
You put on 5 stone? You must have the same diet as Miss Batton...
You're almost as thick as Miss Batton.
You put on 5 stone? You must have the same diet as Miss Batton...
Miss Batton by Bowes232 November 6, 2012
« après la pluie, le batton »
is an expression commonly used in Algeria. and it means that after a series of sad events, more will come!
« après la pluie, le batton » by iloveghiles August 30, 2022
lauer button
1. n. A secret / hidden button that locks doors, lowers shades, and delays the destruction of a career.
lauer button by picc285 September 16, 2019
Battou No Jutsu
It is the base stance for the Hiten Mitsurugi Ryu sword fighting technique with the objective of efficiently eliminating each opponent with a single swing of the weilder's katana.
The samurai warrior readies himself as demonstrates the initial form of his attack using the Battou no Jutsu stance.
Battou No Jutsu by Oxxy_Montalvy September 30, 2016
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