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(v.) The act of being cast off to an island anywhere significantly far from home for being a bastard of gargantuan proportions.
Bob: Dude I'm bored, wheres that bastard of gargantuan proportions?

Joe: I don't know, we should totally Bastoon his ass.
Bastoon by J n' U June 8, 2011
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A combination of a stupid bastard and a fucking buffoon.
Bill is a total bastoon, his sex jokes and language totally cock blocked me with Julie last night.
Bastoon by Panchito Sanchez May 10, 2009

Bastonte 

Bro you are such a bastonte
Bastonte by Anonymous4652 June 20, 2025

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026