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Bastoon

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(v.) The act of being cast off to an island anywhere significantly far from home for being a bastard of gargantuan proportions.
Bob: Dude I'm bored, wheres that bastard of gargantuan proportions?

Joe: I don't know, we should totally Bastoon his ass.
Bastoon by J n' U June 8, 2011
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bastoont • Bastoon • Bastonte

Bastoon

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A combination of a stupid bastard and a fucking buffoon.
Bill is a total bastoon, his sex jokes and language totally cock blocked me with Julie last night.
Bastoon by Panchito Sanchez May 10, 2009
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Bastonte 

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A person that is stupid
“Bro you are such a bastonte
Bastonte by Anonymous4652 June 20, 2025
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girl grip 

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The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026
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Condiment home

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A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Condiment home by Nooneinparticularcapiche? July 18, 2026
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026
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bang a you-ee 

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of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
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