bastoont 

a word my brother made up it has no meaning it’s just funny

A BASTOONT

bastoont by shittyfart November 25, 2022

Bastoon

(v.) The act of being cast off to an island anywhere significantly far from home for being a bastard of gargantuan proportions.

Bob: Dude I'm bored, wheres that bastard of gargantuan proportions?

Joe: I don't know, we should totally Bastoon his ass.

Bastoon by J n' U June 8, 2011

Bastoon

A combination of a stupid bastard and a fucking buffoon.

Bill is a total bastoon, his sex jokes and language totally cock blocked me with Julie last night.

Bastoon by Panchito Sanchez May 10, 2009

Bastonte 

A person that is stupid

“Bro you are such a bastonte

Bastonte by Anonymous4652 June 20, 2025