batoon
To "batoon" or the act of "batooning" is the process of using a wooden baton to engage in sexual activity, some examples would be to; insert, suck, lick, or other form of sexual acts using the baton mostly to fill fantasies/kinks.
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Bafoon
That bonehead wrote a letter to the newspaper calling Steve Jobs a 'bafoon'. How embarrassing would that be?
Bafoon by Ilk's Club Member December 15, 2011
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batoon • Batoone • Batoonguf • batoonka • baboon • bafoon • Baboon Ass • Baboon Butt • baboonga • babooning
Mushroom baton
The use of one's penis as a striking weapon. Most likely while erect. Will make a thud noise upon contact with one's forehead, cheek, or chin.
Mushroom baton by M_Dubz152 June 5, 2023
Mushroom baton
The use of one's penis as a striking weapon. Preferable method is while it is erect. This will make a nice thud noise upon contact with one's face, forehead, cheek, chin, or nose.
The chicken head used too much teeth during oral so I smacked her with the mushroom baton. Left a nice welt on her cheek too.
Mushroom baton by M_Dubz152 June 5, 2023
Baton twirling
A bad ass sport where you have a metal stick in your hand and try not to beat the shit out of your self in the process of doing these hard tricks
Baton twirling by QUICKDICKLARRY May 26, 2018
Bathong
Baton
A weapon used by law enforcement and other miscellaneous groups. It may consist of a straight or T-shaped rigid stick, or a collapsible version in both aforementioned forms. They are either made out of steel, wood, or polycarbonate. Contrary to popular belief, batons are NOT made out of rubber, except rarely as in the grip. Common manufacturers are ASP, Monadnock, Fury Tactical, and Smith And Wesson. Some examples are the PR-24, the Monadnock AutoLock, and the ASP 26".
"That cop just pulled out his baton on that dude"
"Stop resisting or I'll pull my baton out!"
"I carry a baton, since they're easy to conceal."
"Stop resisting or I'll pull my baton out!"
"I carry a baton, since they're easy to conceal."
Baton by TheSuperTrooper December 30, 2016
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