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To "batoon" or the act of "batooning" is the process of using a wooden baton to engage in sexual activity, some examples would be to; insert, suck, lick, or other form of sexual acts using the baton mostly to fill fantasies/kinks.
Johnny: "Damn dude, Danielle is really batooning hard over there."
John: "I know Johnny, she never knows the proper time to batoon."
batoon by fattybakn June 13, 2017
Words you can keep
A moron who thinks he is smarter than others but cannot spell the word 'buffoon'
That bonehead wrote a letter to the newspaper calling Steve Jobs a 'bafoon'. How embarrassing would that be?
Bafoon by Ilk's Club Member December 15, 2011
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Mushroom baton

The use of one's penis as a striking weapon. Most likely while erect. Will make a thud noise upon contact with one's forehead, cheek, or chin.
Don't make me smack you with the mushroom baton.
Mushroom baton by M_Dubz152 June 5, 2023

Mushroom baton

The use of one's penis as a striking weapon. Preferable method is while it is erect. This will make a nice thud noise upon contact with one's face, forehead, cheek, chin, or nose.
The chicken head used too much teeth during oral so I smacked her with the mushroom baton. Left a nice welt on her cheek too.
Mushroom baton by M_Dubz152 June 5, 2023

Baton twirling

A bad ass sport where you have a metal stick in your hand and try not to beat the shit out of your self in the process of doing these hard tricks
YO I GOT WACKED IN THE FACE BATON TWIRLING LAST NIGHT
It's a exclamation word... Showing how shocked you are, like Cyril Ramaphosa kind of Shocked
"This country is not mine bathong" , said Cyril
Bathong by @T. January 25, 2021
A weapon used by law enforcement and other miscellaneous groups. It may consist of a straight or T-shaped rigid stick, or a collapsible version in both aforementioned forms. They are either made out of steel, wood, or polycarbonate. Contrary to popular belief, batons are NOT made out of rubber, except rarely as in the grip. Common manufacturers are ASP, Monadnock, Fury Tactical, and Smith And Wesson. Some examples are the PR-24, the Monadnock AutoLock, and the ASP 26".
"That cop just pulled out his baton on that dude"
"Stop resisting or I'll pull my baton out!"
"I carry a baton, since they're easy to conceal."
Baton by TheSuperTrooper December 30, 2016
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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