batoon

To "batoon" or the act of "batooning" is the process of using a wooden baton to engage in sexual activity, some examples would be to; insert, suck, lick, or other form of sexual acts using the baton mostly to fill fantasies/kinks.

Johnny: "Damn dude, Danielle is really batooning hard over there."
John: "I know Johnny, she never knows the proper time to batoon."

by fattybakn June 13, 2017

Bafoon

A moron who thinks he is smarter than others but cannot spell the word 'buffoon'

That bonehead wrote a letter to the newspaper calling Steve Jobs a 'bafoon'. How embarrassing would that be?

by Ilk's Club Member December 15, 2011

Mushroom baton

The use of one's penis as a striking weapon. Most likely while erect. Will make a thud noise upon contact with one's forehead, cheek, or chin.

Don't make me smack you with the mushroom baton.

by M_Dubz152 June 5, 2023

Mushroom baton

The use of one's penis as a striking weapon. Preferable method is while it is erect. This will make a nice thud noise upon contact with one's face, forehead, cheek, chin, or nose.

The chicken head used too much teeth during oral so I smacked her with the mushroom baton. Left a nice welt on her cheek too.

by M_Dubz152 June 5, 2023

Baton twirling

A bad ass sport where you have a metal stick in your hand and try not to beat the shit out of your self in the process of doing these hard tricks

YO I GOT WACKED IN THE FACE BATON TWIRLING LAST NIGHT

by QUICKDICKLARRY May 26, 2018

Bathong

It's a exclamation word... Showing how shocked you are, like Cyril Ramaphosa kind of Shocked

"This country is not mine bathong" , said Cyril

by @T. January 25, 2021

Baton

A weapon used by law enforcement and other miscellaneous groups. It may consist of a straight or T-shaped rigid stick, or a collapsible version in both aforementioned forms. They are either made out of steel, wood, or polycarbonate. Contrary to popular belief, batons are NOT made out of rubber, except rarely as in the grip. Common manufacturers are ASP, Monadnock, Fury Tactical, and Smith And Wesson. Some examples are the PR-24, the Monadnock AutoLock, and the ASP 26".

"That cop just pulled out his baton on that dude"
"Stop resisting or I'll pull my baton out!"
"I carry a baton, since they're easy to conceal."

by TheSuperTrooper December 30, 2016