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battlefag 

A Battlefield game series fanboy who calls itself and its game superior to any game on existance. Usually really elitist, using graphics and realism as excuse to justify the superiority of Battlefield over any game. Will consider anyone who plays Call of Duty a faggot, likes pages of random FPS to trash-talk about these games and praise Battlefield, and will capsrage at anyone who disagrees with his biased opinion. Usually sucks EA's dick and buys every single DLC for every BF game released even if it's a straight downgrade from a older Battlefield game. Will also deny at all times to be a fanboy. He will often annoy even other Battlefield players, and can be just as annoying if not worse than your average 12 years old codfag. Claims the game to be flawless and ausent of any lag. He's usually that tryhard kid on the bottom of the scoreboard failing miserably to control a fucking jeep. Is laughed at by ARMA fans.
Random person: I like to play Team Fortress/Call of Duty/Boderlands.

Battlefag: OMG U SUCK U PLAY A FUCKEN SHIT GAME FULL OF LAG BAD GRAPHICS NOT REALISTIC BF3 IS DA BESTU GAME EVER UR A FUCKEN FAGGET LOL GAMEPLAY IS FOR FAGS GRAPHICS ARE THE REAL DEAL

Random: Battlefag detected.

Battlefag: CODFAG DETECTED LULZ XD ima bettu cuz I play battlefield ur a fagget
battlefag by hydra877 August 18, 2013

Battlelands, battlelands?

A phrase you say to someone if you don't know the answer to a question or didn't even understand the question in the first place.
Person1: Hey do you know what Minecraft is?
Person 2: Battlelands, battlelands?

Battlegasms 

The act of of creating loud and obnoxious sex like noises to battle awkward loud roommate sex.
Sarah was so loud last night that I had to use headphones. The ass slaps were bad, but the squealing erupted into a game of battlegasms.
Battlegasms by StephyTephykins December 1, 2014

Battlefag 

Oh look, he's using C4 on his jeep, what a ''battlefag''
Battlefag by Zenux February 5, 2015

Bottelganger

A coke bottle with your name on it.
Hey, I just saw my bottelganger down at the supermarket.
Bottelganger by eddei November 11, 2011

Batterangry 

The emotion you feel when your vibrator batteries run out while you are masturbating.
Jenny just stormed out of her bedroom and is looking in kitchen presses , totally batterangry
Batterangry by tomiyasu69 October 30, 2017
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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