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Battleking

A fucking tryharder who gets vexed when losing and usually uses terms such as , " Im lagging " , " WHATT?!?!?! " , or " this game is so trash "
Did you see him rage quit?
Yeah hes such a Battleking
by FatPanda-7 October 3, 2018
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Dick Battling Space Unicorn

A unicorn with a dick for a horn that shoots jizz lazers out of the horn.
A bukaki is like a Dick battling space unicorn fight.
by Dick battling space unicorn December 6, 2010
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ogre battling

The act of attempting to have anal sex with a person while they are trying to shit.
Yo dude i was totally ogre battling this chick last night, IT WAS SICK!
by 420_Sneaky_33_Pete_69 August 13, 2008
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mexican battering ram

When one uses a frozen burrito to forcefully penetrate another in the orifice of choice with the sole intention of raising the internal temperature of the burrito to an edible level.
I was hungry so I gave her the ol' Mexican Battering Ram. Beans everywhere. Refried Creampie.
by afternoondelight77 July 19, 2011
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To defecate. Usually done in a fashion in which one must brace (his/her)self during the waves of discomfort that come over them while defecating. Other symptoms include: contortion of the face, gritting of the teeth, perspiration, quiet grunting, and/or clenching of the fists (if not grabbing on to the nearest sturdy structure).

Also: Battle the brown juggernaut, Doing battle with the brown juggernaut
Person in stall 1: "Excuse me sir/miss, you seem to be struggling extensively over there... Do you need medical attention?"

Person in stall 2: (through gritted teeth, hands pressed against stall walls) "Grr... No...I'm just battling the brown juggernaut...uggghh... I might be here for a while, check on me in 10 minutes..."
by slingerstinger6 September 18, 2008
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battering ram

the act of having an erect penis, or cock and running full tilt into a womens vagina, or pussy. if you swing the other way it can be done the same way, but in to anus, or bum hole.
fuck y'all niggaz i battering rammed that btch till her asshole bled!
by kevinbrendan May 17, 2006
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Battering the sausage

Jon: My mother caught me battering the sausage!
Dave: Shit.
by Emily Saunders November 6, 2005
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