Battleking
A fucking tryharder who gets vexed when losing and usually uses terms such as , " Im lagging " , " WHATT?!?!?! " , or " this game is so trash "
Battleking by FatPanda-7 October 3, 2018
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Dick Battling Space Unicorn
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ogre battling
ogre battling by 420_Sneaky_33_Pete_69 August 13, 2008
mexican battering ram
When one uses a frozen burrito to forcefully penetrate another in the orifice of choice with the sole intention of raising the internal temperature of the burrito to an edible level.
mexican battering ram by afternoondelight77 July 19, 2011
Battling the brown juggernaut
To defecate. Usually done in a fashion in which one must brace (his/her)self during the waves of discomfort that come over them while defecating. Other symptoms include: contortion of the face, gritting of the teeth, perspiration, quiet grunting, and/or clenching of the fists (if not grabbing on to the nearest sturdy structure).
Also: Battle the brown juggernaut, Doing battle with the brown juggernaut
Also: Battle the brown juggernaut, Doing battle with the brown juggernaut
Person in stall 1: "Excuse me sir/miss, you seem to be struggling extensively over there... Do you need medical attention?"
Person in stall 2: (through gritted teeth, hands pressed against stall walls) "Grr... No...I'm just battling the brown juggernaut...uggghh... I might be here for a while, check on me in 10 minutes..."
Person in stall 2: (through gritted teeth, hands pressed against stall walls) "Grr... No...I'm just battling the brown juggernaut...uggghh... I might be here for a while, check on me in 10 minutes..."
Battling the brown juggernaut by slingerstinger6 September 18, 2008
battering ram
the act of having an erect penis, or cock and running full tilt into a womens vagina, or pussy. if you swing the other way it can be done the same way, but in to anus, or bum hole.
battering ram by kevinbrendan May 17, 2006
Battering the sausage
Battering the sausage by Emily Saunders November 6, 2005
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